Here, David - let me help you out.
I just went back and answered all the questions as if I were Dexter Morgan, the serial killer on Showtime's "Dexter," and here's what I got:
You Are 36% SociopathFrom time to time, you may be a bit troubled and a bit too charming for your own good.
It's likely that you're not a sociopath... just quite smart and a bit out of the mainstream!
Are You A Sociopath?http://www.blogthings.com/areyouasociopathquiz/Now this just goes to show you how screwed up this quiz is.
I don't think it's really asking the correct questions, for one thing.