Imagine the Television commercials during BBM....

[YaadPyar]

All ya'll are just toooooo good.

[j.U.d.E.]

Too cool!!

~ j U d E

[YaadPyar]

[vkm91941]

OMG the Driftwood Motel is right next door to the LAUNDROMAT!!!!!  Too funny!  That one would have been a little to close to home for Ennis to umm function I think  ROFLOL!

[serious crayons]

Celeste, I am ready to check in. I'd eat beans for a week in exchange for a room with a fridge.

[ptannen]

David -

This just has to be one of the funniest threads!  Thanks!!

To continue:

REI Tents - "They always look right - no matter how you put them up!"

Bobby's cereal - "Now with more fruit.  Just perfect for Thanksgiving dinner!"

Universal remote control - "Control your TV from the head of the table and show the entire family who is really in control!"

John Twist's Laxative - "Don't let constipation make you grumpy!"

Bear-Away Repellant – “Don’t let an ornery bear spoil your camping trip!”

Reliable Saddle Bags – “They stay put, even if your horse bolts at an ornery bear and you forgot your Bear-Away Repellant.”

Aguirres' Binoculars – “We guarantee you’ll see ALL the action.  They’ll keep you entertained for hours.”

Arthur Murray’s Dance Studios - “Learn to dance with YOUR wife.”

John Twist’s Tabac – “For that perfect, well-timed spit!”

Auto-swing set – “Never needs a push, huh.”

Ranch Forman’s Cabins – “For that perfect secret get-away!”

Pete

[montferrat]

Pete these are hilarious!

Especially the

Arthur Murray’s Dance Studios - Learn to dance with YOUR wife

[isabelle]

This is one fantastic thread, Thank you!! But seen as I hardly ever watch TV, and go and make tea/coffee or have a pee when the commercials come on (only ONE channel has them in the middle of films here), I cannot think of anything yet. I'll try!

[vkm91941]

Old Rose Whiskey >>>>If You're Gonna be Workin' Together, You Oughta be Drinkin' Together.

[ptannen]

Pete these are hilarious!

Especially the

Arthur Murray’s Dance Studios - Learn to dance with YOUR wife

Thanks, Paul.

Riverton Laundromat - "Try our super-large driers – You can air 20 years of dirty laundry all at once."

Lureen’s Beauty Parlor – “Lureen will be sure you have the latest hairdo.”

The Closet Organizer – “Don’t spend your whole life in the closet . . . looking for the right shirt.  The Closet Organizer will make sure each shirt is in its own place, so you can find it more easily.”

Rent-a-Rodeo-Clown – “Tired of driving down to Mexico?  With Rent-a-Rodeo-Clown, you can get off right here in Childress!  Support your local economy!”

Pete
"Swear to god I didn't know we was goin a get into this again — yeah, I did"