CASTING......Casting for the C.T reinactment of Brokeback Mountain...

[slayers_creek_oth]

I've been dieting ya know!

 

[Ellemeno]

Becky. please reconsider us being able to play props.  I want to play Junior's sweater, the one she leaves in Ennis's trailer at the end of the film.  The one he so carefully folds, and smells, and tucks away.  Quietly would I live on that upper shelf, patiently waiting for each time Ennis ambles over after a shower to stand nekkid while selecting his next beige and tan outfit.

[Ray]

Beige and tan....agagagahgghhghgghhghgghhhh..............

[Meryl]

Ray, I feel I'm in the presence of greatness when you describe your devotion to your Art!  I wish I could have been there at that bus shelter to observe how enthralled your audience was.  You are a true inspiration! 

[Ray]

Just doing my job m'am!

[FuzzyChanny]

Wow Ray, it's wonderful how much effort you've put into your role. Becky must be so pleased as it's a true appreciation of all the hard work she's put into this production. I really hope that you are in my scenes so that I am able to watch you portray your character from the front row.

[Ray]

All I ask is that you hold the applause until the end.

[FuzzyChanny]

Anything you say, O'Masterful one.

[Becky]

Damn it Ray! I am just sat here rocking back and forth crying from all the laughter and trying to type through the tears and random outbursts of laughter!
That picture of you as Lureen will haunt me all day! So if I randomly start laughing I can blame you! These are dedicated to you Ray "Tit-man" LOL:
 

Becky. please reconsider us being able to play props.  I want to play Junior's sweater, the one she leaves in Ennis's trailer at the end of the film.  The one he so carefully folds, and smells, and tucks away.  Quietly would I live on that upper shelf, patiently waiting for each time Ennis ambles over after a shower to stand nekkid while selecting his next beige and tan outfit.

Unless you want to be rapped around me for atleast 5 mins I doubt you would want to play the jumper. Unless you want to just play it when it is laying on the bed cause then "Ennis" AKA Mandy! can run his/her hands over you and smell you before putting you in a cupboard. It is your choice!

Wow Ray, it's wonderful how much effort you've put into your role. Becky must be so pleased as it's a true appreciation of all the hard work she's put into this production. I really hope that you are in my scenes so that I am able to watch you portray your character from the front row.

Yes I truely apreciate how much work Ray has put into this production and I am truely  pleased at how my hard work is reflected in Ray's constant shimmying! 

I have also taken Ray's advice and I am sat here laughing my ass off, scaring the neighbours with no pants on........The British way!

[Ray]

These days........