Okay, so I sat down for another Brokeback Mountain viewing this evening. Surprise, surprise, right? And everything seemed to be going as normal... I mean, I was enjoying my moments... smiling at Jack falling into the kitchen gear... smiling at the peeing sheep... you know, same old, same old. Except upon getting to the first tent scene, something happened. Uh, I think it moved...
Now, now, I'm not sure what to make of this... at least not right now... it's somewhat confusing... this was not only my 30-something viewing of Brokeback Mountain, but I've seen male nudity and homoerotic sex many times throughout my life... and this was a first. At least to the point that I am consciously aware.
I'm wondering if maybe it was just one of those things where it just happened... I know all you fellas are with me on this... sometimes that thing just has a mind of its own and it does crazy things sometimes for no reason. Maybe it was just one of those things where it happened at that particular moment just by some strange coincidence to mess with my mind. Or you know... maybe my running "joke" of saying that I'd be willing to have sexual intercourse with Jake Gyllenhaal finally caught up to me. Who knows? But I will say this... it definitely moved.
Now, don't get this weird idea... it wasn't like a full-on erection or anything... it was just... you know... giving a little bit of a response. First time ever that has happened in this sort of scenario. It was actually pretty comedic... I'm shoutin' at it: "hey! hey! Anne Hatheway's titty scene isn't for another half hour, buddy! cool your jets!" Hehe, oh, I dunno.
I just thought I'd share because I thought it was rather interesting. I'm somewhat proud of myself. Hey! I had a slight, not very much so, okay, it slightly moved, but hey there was a response with the gear in the situation of male-on-male nudity / intercourse moment! Is that cool or what!?
Hahahaha... okay, sorry if you didn't want to read all of that...