Was: Laramie Tales: New Working Title: Tales of Greenlea County (ARCHIVE)

[yb]

Sooner or later Jeremy has to come out to Ellery, since he'd already come out to Wayne and the gang at Red Stallion, you would expect this to reach Ellery some time soon.  But he's still so confused I think he needs another talk with Ennis. 

[louisev]

SPOILER


One thing Dupree may be fighting with himself about and finding it difficult to be up front with Ellery about is - he doesn't want to hear the big "I told you so" from Ellery.

[Lumière]

A little bit of arithmetic: 


0 caffeine + 0 salt + 0 cigars + 1 wedding - 1 honeymoon + 1 handjob = 1 grumpy, cranky-as-heck-Ellery.

1 ear + 1 legbone + dozen Clint Eastwood movies = 1 frustrated horse trainer with a fine-tuned ability to tell that every single person in Laramie is getting it on except him.

1 muscly sailor + 10² unbelievable talents in the sack x(times)  heaps of sex appeal and charm = 1 drooling, horny (sexually-confused) ex-soldier.

1 iron-lady-ADA + 1 black dress - 1 string of pearls + 1 attractive (closeted) detective + 1 sexy suit - 1 pink shirt + 1 petite blonde waitress + 1 megatonne of insecurities + 1 tonne  dash of denial= 1 hell of a disastrous first date.


Now I know why I loved Math in school. 

[louisev]

that is so cute, Milli!!  I laffed.

[louisev]

yes, Janice goaded me into an update since I am not sleepy yet.

http://louisev.livejournal.com/171964.html  "8.  Nick"

[synne]

Nat .. I did an anime of that santa hat dance .. 



Ok ..ok..sorry ..

Back to Licky Nicky and Do-me Dupree!   

*bolts*

thanks so much lucise

Just imagine…, what if Nicky looks like army version of young Jack …at least so far I remember his description is “blue eyed sailor” and Jeremy've never seen photo of Ennis's young first love so he is potentially not aware of it
Jeremy is a lot like Ennis maybe they got the same taste, who knows...

I know Louise won’t hunt poor Ennis with materialized memories , but... it would be interesting

[David]

Meanwhile..  outside the Sheriffs station...

Joe Tooey: "Hey guys. Didja see the fancy solid Gold wedding ring on Ellery?"

Reynolds: "Sure did.   Must be true love.  Good for him".

Johnson:  "I heard that Ennis is hung like a Horse".

Reynolds:"  Lucky bastard"

[louisev]

Tooey. 

That is hilarious David!

And Ennis is hung like a HORSE?  Holy moley!

[MaineWriter]

You snuck another chapter in on me Louise?

Thanks so much!

L

[David]

Dupree thinking to himself:   Great,  Ellery is in a bad mood.   At least the guys are talking about him, not me today.    Maybe I should drive by the Sampson place?

No, no no!     Got to keep my head clear!   ADA Paula may be coming over gunning for me today.   How do I get caught up in this stuff?     Ellery was right.  I shouldn'ta gone out with her.     Dam,  I need to talk to Ennis.    But he's stuck in Bed!

Bed.....Mmm  those sheets still smell like that boy.    Damn it!   Now I'm going to have to adjust myself before I go back inside!   <grabs crotch>