Was: Laramie Tales: New Working Title: Tales of Greenlea County (ARCHIVE)

[louisev]

David you are REALLY good at these!  Keep going!!!

[magicmountain]

Our friend Nick

Our friend Nick
has got his pick
of lovely navy boys
They think he’s cute
in his little white suit
with all his naughty toys

He had his share
of nookie there
and never was he lonely
But home on leave
heart on his sleeve
he meets his one and only

He then came out
without a doubt
His mother wants a shrink
His father then began to shout
What is Nick to think?

His soldier boy is all confused
His parents have been disabused
His hope for understanding
has been totally refused

So now poor Nick
goes for a run
His life no longer
sex and fun
He needs some space
to think and pace
and cuddle Jeremy face to face

Let’s hope his life soon settles down
His mom will lose her worried frown
when Jeremy turns up at her door
A gorgeous boy she will adore!

[David]

RE:   My Friend Nick

    OMG!    That was beautiful!!!!

[Bigheart]

That was really lovely, Jo  Thanks, as always 

[Bigheart]

A little bit of arithmetic: 


0 caffeine + 0 salt + 0 cigars + 1 wedding - 1 honeymoon + 1 handjob = 1 grumpy, cranky-as-heck-Ellery.

1 ear + 1 legbone + dozen Clint Eastwood movies = 1 frustrated horse trainer with a fine-tuned ability to tell that every single person in Laramie is getting it on except him.

1 muscly sailor + 10² unbelievable talents in the sack x(times)  heaps of sex appeal and charm = 1 drooling, horny (sexually-confused) ex-soldier.

1 iron-lady-ADA + 1 black dress - 1 string of pearls + 1 attractive (closeted) detective + 1 sexy suit - 1 pink shirt + 1 petite blonde waitress + 1 megatonne of insecurities + 1 tonne  dash of denial= 1 hell of a disastrous first date.


Now I know why I loved Math in school. 

Oh Milli! ~ you're SO good! I loved this! 

[Bigheart]

It's really late  and I'll probably be paying for it tomorrow  but I've got two parts to catch up on!  YAY!! 

[David]

"This is Sanchez. Go ahead Dispatch"

Carol: "What's your 20?"

Sanchez: "I'm at....well, let's just say I'm picking up something for Tooey."

Carol: "Copy that.   Oh, Did you hear about Ellery?"

Sanchez: "Roger.  I was there this morning when he came in."

Carol: "So is there gonna be a reception?"

Sanchez: "Affirmative.   The Sheriff and his Misses are going to put something together I hear.   I'll be right in.  The evidence is getting cold.  Over."

Carol: "Roger, over and out"

[louisev]

"What's your 20?"

hahahaha!

And that is SO Sanchez!

[David]

"What's your 20?"

hahahaha!

And that is SO Sanchez!

Got to get Tooey his Donuts and Muffins ya know!

[magicmountain]

"This is Sanchez. Go ahead Dispatch"

Carol: "What's your 20?"

Sanchez: "I'm at....well, let's just say I'm picking up something for Tooey."

Carol: "Copy that.   Oh, Did you hear about Ellery?"

Sanchez: "Roger.  I was there this morning when he came in."

Carol: "So is there gonna be a reception?"

Sanchez: "Affirmative.   The Sheriff and his Misses are going to put something together I hear.   I'll be right in.  The evidence is getting cold.  Over."

Carol: "Roger, over and out"

Love it!!!!!!!!