so basically what we have here is:
for example
"Simon says: take off those pants."
(Lauren takes off his pants.)
"Simon says: bend over and grab your ankles."
Wow, Louise, that's impressive! No sooner do you promise to write a Simon/Lauren story than it's done!
I guess I could have hoped for a little more plot/background/setting/character development/etc, but beggars can't be choosers.
[Hey, now! - "Beggars can't be choosers" sounds like a good title for a Jeeves/Lance chapter. What d'ya think?]