DISCLAIMER: To all you lurkers out there... Please don't take anything you read in this thread seriously. We are all good friends here. It's all pretend, folks. And remember, don't try any of this at home. We're professionals! 
This club is for the rest of us. The commoners... those of us who haven't hit the upper echelons of <sticking nose in the air> 2000 posts or more.
Who needs them? We can start our own club right?
Remember, there are more of us than there are of them.
Please make yourself to home. Please notice the finely crafted leather chairs, sofas and bar stools.
We have an open bar... 24/7... and all drinks are free. Saunas, steam baths and whirlpool tubs are located down the hall, last room on the left. The arcade and casino is just across the hall!
Have fun and enjoy! (I spent my life savings building this place so please come and visit sometime!)
