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Offline David In Indy

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #360 on: January 17, 2007, 01:33:34 am »

(Oh, Lucise. Pssst! Excuse me, honey.  Can I have a quiet, confidential word with you while no-one else is listening? Is there any way I could "borrow" Daniel for a few minutes while Matthew's out, visiting his attorney? Pretty please!)

She's all up in "Kiss Handsome Boy" Daniel's business right now. I doubt she hears any of us, Kerry. ;)
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #361 on: January 17, 2007, 02:41:10 am »
(Oh, Lucise. Pssst! Excuse me, honey.  Can I have a quiet, confidential word with you while no-one else is listening? Is there any way I could "borrow" Daniel for a few minutes while Matthew's out, visiting his attorney? Pretty please!)

Aw, my dear Kerry, how did I know you'd come crawling back?  8)
Well, seeing as Danny-boy and I had a particularly explosive evening tonight, I am in a tremendously wonderful mood just now.
I can lend you Daniel for 30 minutes ..
On one condition:  I get to come with and see what you have up your sleeve!  ;D
Nobody takes advantage of my Daniel, so I need to be sure he is not going to be under any kind of strain whatsoever!

Take it or leave it.
Do we have a deal?  8)


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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #362 on: January 17, 2007, 02:49:08 am »
Aw, my dear Kerry, how did I know you'd come crawling back?  8)
Well, seeing as Danny-boy and I had a particularly explosive evening tonight, I am in a tremendously wonderful mood just now.
I can lend you Daniel for 30 minutes ..
On one condition:  I get to come with and see what you have up your sleeve!  ;D
Nobody takes advantage of my Daniel, so I need to be sure he is not going to be under any kind of strain whatsoever!

Take it or leave it.
Do we have a deal?  8)

Be careful Kerry. Lucise will probably have an egg timer in her hand.

AND SHE LIKES TO WATCH TOO!!
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #363 on: January 17, 2007, 03:30:37 am »
Aw, my dear Kerry, how did I know you'd come crawling back?  8)
Well, seeing as Danny-boy and I had a particularly explosive evening tonight, I am in a tremendously wonderful mood just now.
I can lend you Daniel for 30 minutes ..
On one condition:  I get to come with and see what you have up your sleeve!  ;D
Nobody takes advantage of my Daniel, so I need to be sure he is not going to be under any kind of strain whatsoever!

Take it or leave it.
Do we have a deal?  8)

 :-* My dear friend, Lucise  :-* (slimey fake grin from Kerry, accompanied by exaggerated air-kisses), thank you for your kind and generous offer (Kerry stifles his rage  >:(). I ACCEPT! When can you bring him around?

(Kerry thinks - As soon as I have Daniel in my clutches, I'll give poor, sad, deluded Lucise the heave-ho! Once Daniel has again tasted of my bitter sweet delights [slurp!]  :o he will never want to see Lucise, ever again! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!)   :laugh:

Looking forward to seeing you, Lucise, dear!  ::)
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #364 on: January 17, 2007, 03:58:44 am »
Thanx, David. I know I can always rely on you! You're a good mate! ;D Not like that meeeeean Lucise  >:(


She sure does have a nasty temper tonight, doesn't she?   ;)

I'll stick up for you Kerry. Come on! Get over here and stand behind me.

Milli honey, I do believe I see a cat fight in your near future.
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #365 on: January 17, 2007, 04:05:49 am »
Be careful Kerry. Lucise will probably have an egg timer in her hand.

AND SHE LIKES TO WATCH TOO!!

Don't be pervie David .. 8)  I never said I want to watch anything .. :P
Ahem..I said I want to be there to see what Kerry is planning ..
I mean, he is acting all nice to me all of a sudden..blowing kisses and smiling from ear to ear..
I might give him the benefit of the doubt...
Well, I'll sleep on it .. (Danny-boy will testify to that in the morning!)  ;D :P




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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #366 on: January 17, 2007, 04:06:52 am »
Oooops! Just stopped in for last call.  Aaawh !!!   never mind,    I have some vodka at home! {{backing up to the door}}
GOODNIGHT!!! David I will see you tomorrow!  Night Kerry!   Damn! wheres my keys? :o Somebody???
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #367 on: January 17, 2007, 04:09:50 am »
Don't be pervie David .. 8)  I never said I want to watch anything .. :P
Ahem..I said I want to be there to see what Kerry is planning ..
I mean, he is acting all nice to me all of a sudden..blowing kisses and smiling from ear to ear..
I might give him the benefit of the doubt...
Well, I'll sleep on it .. (Danny-boy will testify to that in the morning!)  ;D :P




You don't have to explain anything Lucise. We still love you! (even though you do belong to that disgusting club on down the road)  :P
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #368 on: January 17, 2007, 04:11:54 am »
Oooops! Just stopped in for last call.  Aaawh !!!   never mind,    I have some vodka at home! {{backing up to the door}}
GOODNIGHT!!! David I will see you tomorrow!  Night Kerry!   Damn! wheres my keys? :o Somebody???

Oh we'll extend last call for you Geri!

Currently I'm sucking down Jim Beam and Coke. Cheers girl friend!  :D
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #369 on: January 17, 2007, 04:14:00 am »
then line me up with a couple Bacardi and cokes David!   I could sure use them tonight!!
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