David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club

[David In Indy]

oh lort!

 

DANGER DANGER Mr ROBINSON!!

Yes. Danger.

The first thing I'll do once I get over there is call a fumigator. The entire place must be thoroughly sprayed from top to bottom.

I'm compiling a "To Do" list.  I should have it finished by the time I hit 5000. 

[injest]

Yes. Danger.

The first thing I'll do once I get over there is call a fumigator. The entire place must be thoroughly sprayed from top to bottom.

I'm compiling a "To Do" list.  I should have it finished by the time I hit 5000. 

sprayed?? With WHAT??

You better not get any of it on our fine leather chairs!!

[dot-matrix]

You might as well just stay here with us David.  Things are looking pretty spiffy since we got the Merry Maids in    It's not pretentious like some others I could mention  but it is comfy.

[injest]

You might as well just stay here with us David.  Things are looking pretty spiffy since we got the Merry Maids in    It's not pretentious like some others I could mention  but it is comfy.

WHO?? Who is pretentious!!??

 

[David In Indy]

sprayed?? With WHAT??

You better not get any of it on our fine leather chairs!!

What do you mean "sprayed with what"??

Why with rat and roach repellant of course! 

Geez! Your club is totally infested Jess. Somebody needs to do something about it.

It's disgusting. 

  

[David In Indy]

You might as well just stay here with us David.  Things are looking pretty spiffy since we got the Merry Maids in    It's not pretentious like some others I could mention  but it is comfy.

They did a wonderful job, didn't they Dottie??

Thanks for calling them in! 

[injest]

What do you mean "sprayed with what"??

Why with rat and roach repellant of course! 

Geez! Your club is totally infested Jess. Somebody needs to do something about it.

It's disgusting. 

  

it is hard to keep them out with ya'll breeding them over here!

[David In Indy]

it is hard to keep them out with ya'll breeding them over here!

ALL RIGHT!!! THAT'S ENOUGH!!

I can't take this shit no more!! 

Where's my ass kicking machine?? I'm gonna put it right there in the front door! There's got to be something in this whole wide world that'll keep Jess out of here. 

  

You just wait Jess! I'll be a member of YOUR *cough* club  pretty soon.

[Kerry]

There's got to be something in this whole wide world that'll keep Jess out of here. 
 

Here I come to save the day!

It's Mighty Mouse!

He'll protect you, David!    

[David In Indy]

Here I come to save the day!

It's Mighty Mouse!

He'll protect you, David!    

Yup! He'd do it!!

You better watch out Jess. He'll thump your butt without thinking twice! 

Thanks Kerry!