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Offline Lynne

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Arse-icons
« on: December 15, 2006, 12:39:49 am »
So a few nights ago in chat, while sipping the whisky and communing with my beloved Meryl, et. al., I mentioned this email a coworker sent me.  So here it is for all of us to enjoy and employ when appropriate :).  I'm partial to dumb-arse, myself, for obvious reasons.

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by
:-) 
:-(

Well, how about some "ARSEICONS?"  Here goes:

(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that's been around

(_ x _) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumb arse

You have just been e-mooned! Send this on and you will be blessed with people laughing their arse off (_ :-) _)
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Re: Arse-icons
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2006, 12:45:57 am »
Lynne, these are great!

Thanks for sharing them.  :)
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Re: Arse-icons
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2006, 01:17:33 am »
I kiss your arseicons, Lynne!   ;D
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Re: Arse-icons
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2006, 01:21:22 am »
Quote from: Meryl on December 15, 2006, 01:17:33 am
I kiss your arseicons, Lynne!   ;D

Haven't you run out of that whisky yet??!?!?!
 :-*

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Re: Arse-icons
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2006, 01:36:02 am »
Quote from: Lynne on December 15, 2006, 12:39:49 am
So a few nights ago in chat, while sipping the whisky and communing with my beloved Meryl, et. al., I mentioned this email a coworker sent me.  So here it is for all of us to enjoy and employ when appropriate :).  I'm partial to dumb-arse, myself, for obvious reasons.

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by
:-) 

          oh my goodness lynne, out of a few words, comes a hilarious and very inventive creation...i love these and so funny,, just brilliant girl...you are so witty and funny,,,thank for sharing all of these....

:-(

Well, how about some "ARSEICONS?"  Here goes:

(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that's been around

(_ x _) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumb arse

You have just been e-mooned! Send this on and you will be blessed with people laughing their arse off (_ :-) _)
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