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Offline Jeff Wrangler

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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #50 on: January 16, 2007, 02:25:57 pm »
My vote for gayest food: tiny portions of ____ with baby carrots served on a giant plate and drizzled with ____.
You can fill in the blanks with whatever.

Or substitute no more than three undercooked green beans for the baby carrots.  ;D

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How about sushi? Is that gay?

Nah, sushi isn't gay, just Japanese.
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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #51 on: January 18, 2007, 08:40:52 am »

How did we switch to drinks when we were talking about food?


Is alcohol the Gayest Food Ever?  :(

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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #52 on: January 18, 2007, 08:47:22 am »
The gayest...and I mean gayest cocktails ever...

Champagne Cocktail...I mean holy crap

Brandy Alexander...even bigger holy crap.

I want a beer!!!

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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #53 on: January 18, 2007, 09:22:26 am »
So if I drink dark beer, does that make me butch?  ;D
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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #54 on: January 18, 2007, 09:24:39 am »
The gayest...and I mean gayest cocktails ever...

Champagne Cocktail...I mean holy crap

Brandy Alexander...even bigger holy crap.

I want a beer!!!

Would that be a wheat beer, sir?

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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #55 on: January 18, 2007, 09:32:16 am »
Would that be a wheat beer, sir?

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No Ma'am...Pabst Blue Ribbon s'all I drink...:)  (I don't think they even make it anymore.

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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #56 on: January 18, 2007, 09:43:57 am »
No Ma'am...Pabst Blue Ribbon s'all I drink...:)  (I don't think they even make it anymore.

Remember Schlitz and Schaefer?

"Schaefer is the one beer to have, when you're having more than one..."

When we moved to Chicago we discovered Hamm's...boy, did that beer have great (corny) old fashioned TV ads:

"From the land of sky blue waters...
and the...(insert forgotten lyrics here)
Hamm's the beer refreshing! Hamm's the beer refreshing!"

This was sung by a cartoon Indian beating on an Indian drum around a campfire, as I recall. The beer refreshing? LOL

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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #57 on: January 18, 2007, 10:00:31 am »
No Ma'am...Pabst Blue Ribbon s'all I drink...:)  (I don't think they even make it anymore.

Oh, Scott, I love it when you talk butch. ...  :laugh:
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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #58 on: January 18, 2007, 10:03:34 am »
Oh, Scott, I love it when you talk butch. ...  :laugh:

Ok how gay is that?  LOL  Well hey there bud, c'mere and I'll talk ta ya some more

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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #59 on: January 18, 2007, 10:18:07 am »
Remember Schlitz and Schaefer?

"Schaefer is the one beer to have, when you're having more than one..."

When we moved to Chicago we discovered Hamm's...boy, did that beer have great (corny) old fashioned TV ads:

"From the land of sky blue waters...
and the...(insert forgotten lyrics here)
Hamm's the beer refreshing! Hamm's the beer refreshing!"

This was sung by a cartoon Indian beating on an Indian drum around a campfire, as I recall. The beer refreshing? LOL

L

Not that I ever drank it, but anybody remember, "Mabel, Black Label"?  ;D
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