A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. What the heck," he says to himself,
"I really need a drink."
When the gay bartender approaches, he says to the cowboy, " What's the name of your willy?"
The cowboy says, "I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you untill you tell me the
name of your willy. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan " Just
do It". That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because "It really Satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he
will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting
to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX".
The thirsty cowboy asks "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a licking' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen
to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because "Quality is
Job One". Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to
him then says, "I call mine CHEVY,
Like a Rock". And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for
his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET.
Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look and asks, "Why Secret?.
The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN
