Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Katie77]

Subject: FW: Texas Midget


The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached
almost all the time.

The midget went to the doctor and told him about
his problem.. The doctor told him to drop his pants
and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants.

The doctor stood him up onto the examining table,
and started to examine him.

The doctor put one finger under his left testicle
and told the midget to turn his head and cough,
the usual method to check for a hernia.

'Hmm...' mumbled the doctor,
and as he put his finger under the right testicle,
he asked the midget to cough again.

'Aha!' said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors...

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side...
then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look,
but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.

The doctor then told the midget to walk around
the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around
and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.

The doctor said, 'How does that feel now?'

The midget replied, 'Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it..
What did you do?'

The doctor replied
'I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots...


 

[Katie77]

My internal medicine doctor got me a referral to a urologist.
I went yesterday. OMG, she's beautiful and unbelievably sexy!
She told me that I have to stop masturbating.
I asked her why.


She said, 'Because I am trying to examine you....'
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[Katie77]

Sex Change For A Day

 

Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9.   Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8.   See if they could finally do the splits.
7.   See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6.   Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5.   Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.
4.   Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without    sleeping first.
3.   Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2.   Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1.   Finally find that damned G-spot.


Top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9.   Get a blow job.
8.   Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7.   Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6.   Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5.   Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4.  Touch/shift yourself in public without thought to how improper it may seem.
3.  Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2.  Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1.   Repeat number 9.

[Kerry]

My internal medicine doctor got me a referral to a urologist.
I went yesterday. OMG, she's beautiful and unbelievably sexy!
She told me that I have to stop masturbating.
I asked her why.


She said, 'Because I am trying to examine you....'
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[Artiste]

Merci Kerry!

I love that Pope pic... with those words!

You made my day happy !

I am still smiling too!!

Au revoir,
hugs!

[Kerry]

[Katie77]

 

Took me a few seconds to see the funny side of that, until I noticed the strands of hair accross his head.

Oh dont you hate that !!!!!!

[Artiste]

S.V.P., more Kerry !

[Katie77]

[Katie77]