Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

Here's another gorgeous photo of two lil Jack & Ennis look-alikes, Jack on the right and Ennis on the left. Up to some mischief by the look of it.        

[David In Indy]

Here's another gorgeous photo of two lil Jack & Ennis look-alikes, Jack on the right and Ennis on the left. Up to some mischief by the look of it.        

Well, if they have to climb up a tree to do what ever it is they're gonna do, it MUST be pretty bad Kerry.

..... or kinky. 

[dot-matrix]

ever lose faith in your Doctor    Not a good moment   

[dot-matrix]

Things You Can Get Away With Saying Only During the Holidays   

(warning this is rude, naughty and perverse if, like me, you have your mind in the gutter  )


  I prefer breasts to legs.

  Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

  Smother the butter all over the breasts!

  If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

  I've never seen a better spread!

  I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

  Are you ready for seconds yet?

  It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

  Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
 
  Don't play with your meat.
 
  Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

  Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once
 
  I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
 
  You still have a little bit on your chin.

  How long will it take after you put it in?

  You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

  Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
 
  That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
 
  I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning and finally I'm full!

  Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!


  I may NEVER be able to sit through another holiday meal with a straight face EVER again 

[Kerry]

ever lose faith in your Doctor    Not a good moment   

  That is an absolute hoot, Dottie! I am laughing out loud here, in Sydney, Australia! 

I'll be distributing that one here at work (a hospital!!!) 

[Kerry]

Things You Can Get Away With Saying Only During the Holidays   

           

Here's the guy to whom all those quotes could probably be attributed! 

[Kerry]

Dare to be different!

[David In Indy]

 

[dot-matrix]

  Good ones Kerry