Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Sheriff Roland]

Oilgun, I'm really not at all sure what part a town that building's in - I never heard of - or seen it before.

I'm sure you are aware of the beautiful indoor art architecture that is the Toronto Reference Library. If I'm showin someone around town, and the library's open, I always make it a point ta go show em.

Tried ta google a decent image of it, wasn't very successful:

   

and a view of the outside of it ...

[Kerry]

I'm sure you are aware of the beautiful indoor art architecture that is the Toronto Reference Library. If I'm showin someone around town, and the library's open, I always make it a point ta go show em.

The State Library of New South Wales is always worth a visit when visiting Sydney. You can take a virtual tour here:

http://www.atmitchell.com/about/visit/virtual.cfm

[Kerry]

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First Snow

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How To Photograph A Puppy

1. Remove film from box and load camera.

2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.

3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.

4. Choose a suitable background for photo.

5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.

6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.

7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.

8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.

9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.

10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.

11. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.

13. Put magazines back on coffee table.

14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.

15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.

16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside! No, outside!"

17. Clean up mess.

18. Sit back in chair with lemonade and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.
 

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[Kerry]

Damn, why haven't I thought of this before now? I'll be spiking the tea urn at work with Prozac, first thing in the morning! 

[Kerry]

Have I already posted this one? (I forget)