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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #790 on: July 22, 2007, 08:52:29 am »
I started laughing at the first one and just kept laughing more til the end---the last one is my favorite. Thanks, Kerry!! Fun way to start my day!!
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #791 on: July 22, 2007, 10:00:55 am »
I started laughing at the first one and just kept laughing more til the end---the last one is my favorite. Thanks, Kerry!! Fun way to start my day!!

Me too, Shasta!  :laugh:

They would come in very handy in my office!  ;)   ::)
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #792 on: July 22, 2007, 11:28:15 pm »
LEAVING WORK EARLY... A classic politically incorrect blonde joke
 
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.
 
Each day, they noticed the boss left work early.
One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave.
After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she
know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little
gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa
before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but
when she got to her bed room, she heard a muffled noise from inside.

Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified
to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently she closed the door
and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned
to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go
with them.

"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday.
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #793 on: July 24, 2007, 11:48:19 am »

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #794 on: July 24, 2007, 08:34:17 pm »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #795 on: July 24, 2007, 08:35:28 pm »
Life is not a dress rehearsal

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #796 on: July 25, 2007, 12:17:25 am »
Life is not a dress rehearsal

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #797 on: July 25, 2007, 12:19:11 am »




I´ll have to order one of these... :laugh:.

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #798 on: July 25, 2007, 12:57:53 am »
I´ll have to order one of these... :laugh:.

Dagi

Dagi, I'll nick the one from my boss' office and send it to you!!!  ;)   :D
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #799 on: July 25, 2007, 07:32:57 am »
Dagi, I'll nick the one from my boss' office and send it to you!!!  ;)   :D

Can´t wait!  :laugh:

Dagi