Author Topic: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!  (Read 10543 times)

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WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« on: February 05, 2007, 03:15:29 pm »
Has anyone seen Wulfie?? Wulfar360?? Has he been kidnapped? Abducted by aliens? Carried off by a tribe of handsome wildmen to serve as their idol??

WHAT!!??

Now founding the official "Wulf Patrol"!!

need searchers!!


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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2007, 03:20:29 pm »
maybe he ran off to join the band!!



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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2007, 03:25:01 pm »
maybe he ran off with Chewbacca to do public service!!!



you know Wulfie has a soft heart!! He might have! Ya'll know how Chewie can talk any man into doing stuff he never intended to!!

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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2007, 03:38:43 pm »
hmmm he HAS been talking of wanting a new job....

maybe he ran off to work on the beach as this guys personal cabana boy!!



looks like he would be high maint...doesn't he??


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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2007, 03:44:43 pm »
Somebody said they last saw him hanging with these two!
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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2007, 03:47:04 pm »
Somebody said they last saw him hanging with these two!

!!!!

Poor Wulfie...they will NEVER let him go!!

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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2007, 03:48:38 pm »
I thought he MIGHT have gone out west...got a job at a dude ranch...


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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2007, 04:25:45 pm »
Well  then I heard he went to Alabama in quest of fullfilling his life long dream!



And I heard the judges were  very unprofessional during his audition!



Even Randy Jackson







Poor Wulfe!!!
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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2007, 02:46:34 pm »
Well I see the search is over!  He's back safe and sound!
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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2007, 06:15:50 pm »
Well I see the search is over!  He's back safe and sound!

but the mystery remains....WHERE was he??

I heard a rumor that he went to Spain for the weekend. Wound up at a bullfight. Afterwards at an all night party he met Enrigue...a young matador with dark sultry eyes...they spent the entire next day together. Enrigue BEGGED him not to leave him...

here is the picture of them ...as you can see Wulfie had his lawyers cut himself OUT of the picture!  >:(


trust me in the UNALTERED pic he was right there holding Enrique's arm...

well, he is a kind soul and couldn't bear to leave poor Enrique so distraught ...so he accompanied him to his home, where they spent a wonderful week together...*sigh*

but it was not to be and Wulf HAD to get back to work. So he kissed the greifstriken Enrique goodbye and returned to us....a little older....a little wiser....


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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2007, 06:16:58 pm »
at least....that is what I HEARD...may not be true...

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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2007, 06:35:36 pm »
trust me if that actually happened i woud be a much happier person =P will the mystery ever  be solved?  ??? :o
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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2007, 06:41:59 pm »
trust me if that actually happened i woud be a much happier person =P will the mystery ever  be solved?  ??? :o

uh huh...the denials and smokescreens begin!

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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2007, 12:44:10 am »
I also heard a rumor that he was off skiing....




here he is on the ski lifts of the Swiss Alps...with his friend Franz....(HE is a model...the one that is CONSTANTLY calling long distance PLEADING for Wulf to come back...)

some reporters say they think this pic was taken LAST year...and is now being USED by Franz in a pathetic attempt to make Enrique jealous!!!

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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2007, 01:46:13 am »
I have absolutely no idea what so ever what you all are talking about.  ???

No idea at all.
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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2007, 01:49:32 am »
I have absolutely no idea what so ever what you all are talking about.  ???

No idea at all.

OH!! now he has his friend in here trying to deny everything....helping cover up the scandal!

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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2007, 01:46:03 am »
WAIT!! Is that Wulf in victory lane at Daytona qualifying!!!!

 :o :o :o


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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2007, 02:03:47 am »
WULFIE!!!! WHERE ARE YOU????

We miss you buddy! Come on back to us!  :)

Jess seems to think you're in Daytona. Can't say I blame you if you were. Florida sounds good just about now!

Chasing after some of those cute NASCAR guys sounds good too!  ;)
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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2007, 02:48:25 am »
well there is a rumor jeff gordon is gay and hes rather cute  maybe im chasing after him


or maybe im siting in a cave in the mountains by myself !



where ooo where have i gone!
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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2007, 02:50:41 am »


where ooo where have i gone!

Where oh where has our Wulfie gone? Oh where oh where can he be?

THERE he is!  :D

Top of the evening to ya, Richard!
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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2007, 02:56:19 am »
Just stopping by to catch his breath no doubt...oh if you knew what all I have heard!!

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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2007, 03:19:54 am »
what did you hear? that im alone and home? =P
Sometimes it all still feels like a mass of dots               
but
more and more these days
I feel like we're all connected
and it's beautiful   
and funny
and good.

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"Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are  not"

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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2007, 03:23:15 am »
what did you hear? that im alone and home? =P

Not at all Wulfie!

I heard you were chasing after Jeff Gordon!

Jeff is SERIOUSLY confused, Richard. He was born in California and raised in Indiana.

Need I say more??  ;)

He sure is cute though!
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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2007, 03:28:54 am »
he is cute but  alas im here alone at my home single as always
Sometimes it all still feels like a mass of dots               
but
more and more these days
I feel like we're all connected
and it's beautiful   
and funny
and good.

Aaron Davis Latter Days

"Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are  not"

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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2007, 03:57:55 am »
he is cute but  alas im here alone at my home single as always

Awww!   :(

Well, you go for it Richard.

It's worth a try. Like I said, he was born in California and raised in Indiana.

He's confused, but hey, now he's divorced!  :D

I think he's a Closet Sister.

It might take some effort on your part, but he'll probably come around.

Yup! I think he's family, all right!  :)
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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2007, 04:44:34 pm »
pfft ill  make him unconfussed
Sometimes it all still feels like a mass of dots               
but
more and more these days
I feel like we're all connected
and it's beautiful   
and funny
and good.

Aaron Davis Latter Days

"Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are  not"

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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2007, 07:41:52 pm »
Awww!   :(

Well, you go for it Richard.

It's worth a try. Like I said, he was born in California and raised in Indiana.

He's confused, but hey, now he's divorced!  :D

I think he's a Closet Sister.

It might take some effort on your part, but he'll probably come around.

Yup! I think he's family, all right!  :)

well I don't know what Jimmy Johnson is gonna say about all this....I think he thinks he already has laid claim...(at least the way he can't keep his hands off Jeff's behinny makes it seem that way!!)

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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2007, 12:33:24 am »
jimmy can suck my johnson =P
Sometimes it all still feels like a mass of dots               
but
more and more these days
I feel like we're all connected
and it's beautiful   
and funny
and good.

Aaron Davis Latter Days

"Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are  not"

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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2007, 12:59:48 am »
David...the last I heard Wulfie took a boat on the Amazon!!

well at least he was out of the cold!!



I heard he danced the night away!!



then spent the rest of the the night in the huts...



but it wasn't all fun and games! Our Wolfie is a humanitarian...(although he doesn't like to discuss it much) He took time the next day to give the children of the village a brief lesson in math.



at least THAT is what I heard!!


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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2007, 01:07:07 am »
Aww!  :)

Wulfie! You headed off to the warmer climes and you didn't tell us!  >:(

We might have gone with ya!  :D
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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2007, 05:43:03 pm »
news to me  and i dont know where you get the humanitarian stuff at im a mean old grouch ! <growls>
Sometimes it all still feels like a mass of dots               
but
more and more these days
I feel like we're all connected
and it's beautiful   
and funny
and good.

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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #31 on: March 10, 2007, 08:40:55 pm »
*Jess nodding*

Yep...that is what them kids said!

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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2007, 01:16:32 am »
where oo where has wulfie gone ? maybe hes safe  and sound at home and alone? =P
Sometimes it all still feels like a mass of dots               
but
more and more these days
I feel like we're all connected
and it's beautiful   
and funny
and good.

Aaron Davis Latter Days

"Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are  not"

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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2007, 01:18:18 am »
THAR HE IS!!!!


Hey there Richard!!! How are you doing tonight?

Hey Jess! Look who I found! I caught me a Wulfie!!  :D
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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2007, 12:59:12 am »
****NEWS FLASH*****

Wulfie is reported to be returning to New Zealand for another of his infamous deep sea dives!



as we all recall, rumors circulated last year that he and his crew had located the wreck of the Spanish galleon "El Toradore" rumored to be loaded with over $10 million worth of gold and silver from the New World !!!

Could this be the year he starts bringing up the treasure!??!

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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #35 on: April 12, 2007, 01:06:24 am »
Well, if he's in the coral reefs of New Zealand he's doing better than I am Jess.

The closest thing I'll get to a New Zealand deep sea dive is an Indianapolis cheap see dive.  :P

COME BACK TO US WULFIE!!! WE MISS YOU!!!!
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Re: WHERE IS WULFIE!!!!
« Reply #36 on: April 12, 2007, 01:10:13 am »
Well, if he's in the coral reefs of New Zealand he's doing better than I am Jess.

The closest thing I'll get to a New Zealand deep sea dive is an Indianapolis cheap see dive.  :P

COME BACK TO US WULFIE!!! WE MISS YOU!!!!

"HE AIN'T NEVER COMIN' BACK!!"

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