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My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« on: February 14, 2007, 08:48:43 am »
Am I the only one that wants to bring a muzzle to work?

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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2007, 08:56:02 am »
I work with a woman that is in the running for the next available martyrdom.

She has NEVER had a good day. Seriously. She says she is in unbearable AGONY everyday...has a pharmacy on her desk.....hot pads and a heater. a little pillow full of stuff that heats up in the microwave....IcyHot...

Always has the "worst headache" she has ever had...

Me "Would you like a aspirin?"

Her "oh , I can't take aspirin. My stomach just won't handle it"

ME " a Tylenol?"

her "I don't like Tylenol"

Me (in my mind) "You want to sit there and complain??"

argh!

She jumps up and paces...."My blood isn't circulating!!"

????

OY!!! I swear...how can she be in total agony every single day and not be willing to talk to her doctor for pain management????


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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2007, 09:00:14 am »
she goes to the doctor at least every other week. Is always 'so stressed out'. Her oldest daughter is "legally insane" (talked to a pyschologist...they don't declare someone 'insane' they have different mental diseases they diagnose..)


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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2007, 09:00:57 am »
Tell her you can sympathize because you've been working with a pain in the neck!   :laugh:

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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2007, 09:07:12 am »
she knows EVERYONE in East Texas and their entire life history...and don't mind sharing in EXCRUCIATING detail.

a typical story...and I am NOT exagerating....

We were discussing having Schwans coming out. (a food delivery service) .

Her

"well when I was working for the XYZ company (she has worked with me for more than 6 months...I KNOW she used to work there...she tells me at least three times a day) this was before it got sold...It used to be owned by Mr Smith...he was married to Anne Coles, she went to school in Hallsville? My brother knew her son. She ws the homecoming queen. THey had five kids and one of them got killed out on Hwy 143 down near Noonday. They used to live down there when Anne was young? Her parents and My grandparents used to go .....

(on and on....for FIVE minutes....

then finally)

the new owners wouldn't let Scwanns come out there anymore..."

Just shoot me....please....somebody...

Why not just say...."we used to have Schwanns deliver but the new owners said no"

ARGH!!

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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2007, 09:07:21 am »
OY!!! I swear...how can she be in total agony every single day and not be willing to talk to her doctor for pain management????


Because her pain isn't physical, and if she sought treatment for it, she would have to admit that her attempts at controlling her life with manipulation of other's sympathy for her have failed and thus she has to face the emotional issues that are at the center of her own life.

How's that :)

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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2007, 09:09:04 am »
Tell her you can sympathize because you've been working with a pain in the neck!   :laugh:


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Sheesh...

I have been being so bad lately....but I just can't keep my mouth shut...I have not been sympathetic!!

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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2007, 09:40:13 am »
Because her pain isn't physical, and if she sought treatment for it, she would have to admit that her attempts at controlling her life with manipulation of other's sympathy for her have failed and thus she has to face the emotional issues that are at the center of her own life.

How's that :)

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yeah, I agree....but lort it is frustrating to deal with daily....

am I the only one with coworkers that drive them nuts??

You know, I just hate that initial walk in there....cause I know I am gonna have to have the pain update....I want to just cut her off and say "I know I know...you are in more pain than anyone else in the world..no one has EVER suffered so...you are indeed a saint!!"

I am about out of "Oh I am sorry"s

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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2007, 09:40:32 am »
I'm surrounded by grandmotherly/motherly types.

The kind that call their no-account children barely eking out a living in some mobile home park somewhere, whose children call them everyday with the newest crises, who put their baby children on the phone so their grandmothers can blither to them in baby-talk.  ::) who come by your cubical to inspect your hair or what you're wearing and have to make a comment as to whether something is new or not or they haven't seen it or not, if a stitch is coming out, if your shirt tag is showing, if you have a piece of lint or hair on your shirt/pants/skirt (and this is EVERY day), who can't let you pass without making SOME attempt at conversation, who keep talking long after you get your answer from them.

I call it the Edith Bunker syndrome - for anyone who's caught the show in syndication - you ask them a work related question and they have to counter with one of their own, or you're having a quick personal conversation and they - univited - join in and go on and on and on and on with their own story while you sit there and shift uncomfortably and they never notice.

Who pretty much try to mother/smother you with grandmotherly/motherly advice and comments "Dress warmly!" "Be careful driving home!"  who do you favors you don't ask for, so you're obliged to them.

**sigh***

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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2007, 09:49:58 am »
About a year and a half ago, the doctor's, who's practice I manage, decided to hire a Nurse Manager for the clinical staff.  There was  a woman, that one of the doctors had a past working relationship with, so I called her, and ultimately she was hired.  Well it became apparent that she and one of the other long time nurses were not going to work well together.  Despite several mediation sessions, the situation became unworkable, and I got the distinctint impression that the Nurse Manager was one of those passive aggressive types, that was never happy and lived on complaining.  Well, the situation finally came to head, and the other nurse decided it was time to retire, which she did, and we replaced her with a new hire...ok...great right?  Guess again.

Not one day had passed before she started complaining about another nurse (whom she herself hired), saying she was difficult to work with and always complaining.  Mind you, up to this point, she praised this nurse as though she were the return of Buddha on earth.  I could just scream.

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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2007, 11:45:56 am »
Am I the only one that wants to bring a muzzle to work?

Oh no you're not!!!  ;D

I used to work as a marketing executive and my direct colleague talked to herself...CONSTANTLY... and when she wasn't talking to herself she was singing alone with the radio and mixing the lyrics up... Thank God I found a different job after 1,5 months, otherwise I probably would have been in a mental institution by now...

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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2007, 12:00:32 pm »
There is an agent in my office, she is an only child, you can tell reight away, she always has to be the center of attention. No matter what you are doing she just barges right in and asks what she wants and she is always asking. After 4 years in real estate she still can't find her way out of a paper bag. She needs help with EVERYTHING. Drives us all up a wall.
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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2007, 12:08:29 pm »
Gosh, reading this made me thankful for where I work!! If people around me are annoying, I just close my office door and chat on BetterMost!! But hardly anyone is ever annoying, because we have way too much work to do.

I'm sure I annoy people a lot more than they annoy me. The funny thing is, all the offices on either side of me are empty because I make so much noise at work that people move their offices as far away from me as they can! A bunch of mining engineers visit me during the day and we are always yakking it up and laughing at risque jokes.

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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2007, 07:22:36 pm »
I'm surrounded by grandmotherly/motherly types.

The kind that call their no-account children barely eking out a living in some mobile home park somewhere, whose children call them everyday with the newest crises, who put their baby children on the phone so their grandmothers can blither to them in baby-talk.  ::) who come by your cubical to inspect your hair or what you're wearing and have to make a comment as to whether something is new or not or they haven't seen it or not, if a stitch is coming out, if your shirt tag is showing, if you have a piece of lint or hair on your shirt/pants/skirt (and this is EVERY day), who can't let you pass without making SOME attempt at conversation, who keep talking long after you get your answer from them.

I call it the Edith Bunker syndrome - for anyone who's caught the show in syndication - you ask them a work related question and they have to counter with one of their own, or you're having a quick personal conversation and they - univited - join in and go on and on and on and on with their own story while you sit there and shift uncomfortably and they never notice.

Who pretty much try to mother/smother you with grandmotherly/motherly advice and comments "Dress warmly!" "Be careful driving home!"  who do you favors you don't ask for, so you're obliged to them.

**sigh***

Oh my GOD!!

The scuzzy kid syndrome!! OY!! and it is NEVER their fault...they were the PERFECT parents...It boggles my mind some of the stuff she insists on sharing!

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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2007, 01:30:18 am »
Today we were discussing which restaurant we wished we had. I mentioned a Mexican food place....another lady said Chili's or Denny's...

Emp of the year broke in and said she didn't like to go out to eat. Someone asked why. She dropped her voice into this sad "I can barely force myself to talk I am so depressed" tone and said "Nothing tastes good to me. My husband gets so mad at me because I just don't like to. Would just rather stay home and eat a bowl of soup"

An hour later she is eating lunch. I asked how it was. "Oh it is yummy...really good!"

("huh? I thought nothing tastes good to you???")

OY!

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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2007, 01:34:29 am »
I have another coworker I will call BoneyFingers...that woman has these LOOONNNNGGG fingers that have NO fat on them at all and they are COLD as DEATH! (seriously! I have touched a dead person's hands before...they were warmer!)

anyway. the first day I worked there she SLAPPED my hands because I was gonna staple some papers together! "We don't staple, we use paper clips cause you can reuse them! we recycle!"

 :o

WHAT??

then one day she found 3 Three 3!! pieces of paper in the garbage? pulled them out and saved them til the next day to gripe at me for throwing them away. said we could cut the margins out and use them for scrap paper....

*shaking my head*

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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2007, 01:40:30 am »
This is interesting!  :D

Please continue you all! I love it!
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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2007, 01:49:41 am »
This is interesting!  :D

Please continue you all! I love it!

 :P

 :laugh:

boneyfingers is obsessed with my office. Will come in and clean it for me....I mean she scrubs!! huffing and puffing....picking up machines and carrying them outside to blow them out with those cans of compressed air? scrubbing so hard her whole body shakes. (did I mention she is like seventy years old??)

Her DESK is covered in stains, crumbs and forty seven (we counted them) mail order catalogues that she brought from home. Her top drawer has little containers of sauce that she got with her take out meals? one burst and she has sweet and sour sauce smeared all over the drawer.

but God forbid there be dust on my machine!!

OY!

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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2007, 01:53:06 am »
Maybe she's senile! It sounds as if she isn't thinking clearly. I've worked with my share of strange bitchy people, so I certainly sympathize with you. I do most of my job out of my house. I only go into the office once or twice a week, so I'm pretty happy about it. There's a few weird ones at my office too. I try to avoid them as much as possible.
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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2007, 09:45:14 pm »
I used to work as a marketing executive and my direct colleague talked to herself...CONSTANTLY... and when she wasn't talking to herself she was singing alone with the radio and mixing the lyrics up... Thank God I found a different job after 1,5 months, otherwise I probably would have been in a mental institution by now...

The grandmother who blithers to her grandchildern on the phone (she sang the 'Elmo' song to them once and I put my foot down) also talks to herself continuously.  I really despise this.  Nothing screams 'Pay attention to me!' more than someone talking dramatically to herself.   ::)  The lady on the other side of me sings along with the radio, but they're Christian songs, so I can't really complain.  >:(

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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2007, 10:24:59 pm »
I went in today and my coworker was on the phone with her twelve year old granddaughter (who lives with her) and she was telling her that she needed to learn to not care about her brother. To just stop loving and thinking about him. (He is a year older and she won't take him in) She told the little girl to just go on to school and just don't think about him anymore.

Got off the phone sniffling....I ignored it.....sniffled LOUDER....I ignored it.....Started blowing her nose loudly....I started humming the "GLOOM despair and Agony on me!" song from Hee Haw...

she shut up. I laughed.

I am Going straight to Hell.

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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2007, 10:31:09 pm »
I am Going straight to Hell.

Here...don't forget your handbasket.  ;D

Just kidding.  I got one personality vampire co-worker to shut the f- up about her daily dramas by onetime getting a word in edgewise about old 'friends' I'd cut from my life.  She asked why and I told her.  She was smart enough to realize that their actions sounded a lot like hers.

'Am I a personality vampire?' she asked.

'No, but you're on the edge of being a blood-sucker.'

She shut up and never spoke to me again. 

Ah, sweet silence... :)

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Re: My coworkers are driving me insane!!
« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2007, 09:17:59 am »
So Eeyore is the "Employee of the Year" not because of how she does her job....(according to the speech the boss gave when he awarded her the title) but because of how she conducts herself AWAY from the job. She has such a high moral standard and such good character.

Kinda feel sorry for her having to work with all us SKANKS!!

anyway, yesterday she came out and told me she is one of those freaks that think God destroyed New Orleans because it was so sinful.

OY!!

and it turns out....she doesn't even go to church!! When I was growing up you had to at least put on the SHOW and attend church to be called a 'good Christian woman'....I guess these days you just have to talk the talk...