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Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« on: February 14, 2007, 11:03:12 pm »
If you happen to come across any questionnaires on the Internet, please post them in this forum! You might even try writing your own questionnaire. Our members always seem to enjoy these!

This is my first attempt at writing a questionnaire, and making it Brokeback related proved to be quite a challenge. I hope you enjoy it though!  :D

Just copy and paste this blank questionnaire into your post and answer the questions!



1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?


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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2007, 11:19:38 pm »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?
Dinner and a movie. Or just partying.

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?
My portable DVD player.

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?
Probably a hundred times. I'm serious.

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?
I would like to be able to understand people better; to connect with them.

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?
Crest

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?
Country or Classic Rock

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?
87

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?
I'll try just about anything once, but I doubt if I would like it.

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?
Radisson. Failing that, Holiday Inn

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?
Only through it. We stopped one night in Cheyenne.

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?
Bland beige.  :P I'm getting ready to repaint my kitchen.

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?
Piano, violin, cello and the banjo.

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?
Dolphin (or porpoise)

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?
Coke.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?
3. The living room and both bedrooms.

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?
"Star" by Danielle Steel

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?
Gateway

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?
Hiking and jogging. I also love to swim.

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?
The Sims. I also like Fable.

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?
Sirloin steak, baked potato, mixed vegetables and apple pie for desert!

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?
Only in the daytime. I hate storms at night.

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?
Analog. I accidentally flushed my digital watch down the toilet when I was cleaning the bathroom.

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?
8 I think.

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?
Music and photography.

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?
I'm drinking Capri Sun (orange)
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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2007, 11:28:21 pm »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him? Staying home

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be? Sleeping bag!!

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?
   1.23 kabillion

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for? MONEY, honey

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get? Closeup

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her? Country

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many? thirty

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk? oh yeah!

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain? LaQuinta

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming? nope

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen? tan and blue

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?
     no

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal? horse

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick? Coke

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house? two

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it? Funeral Games

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own? Dell

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?
     Horse back riding

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites? Tetris, Star Wars Bounty Hunter

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)? Fried chicken

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms? love them if I am inside!!!

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch? dont have one

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received? one

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)? duh...computer chatting!!
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25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now? Coke

Fun test David!!

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2007, 03:21:01 pm »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him? Any combination of food, wine and cinema.

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be? A comfy mattress.

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain? 17 times.

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for? Mind-reading powers.

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?
Whatever's on sale.

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her? Alt. rock or jazz.

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many? Less than 10! But my husband has hundreds.

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk? You bet -- I had elk on New Year's Eve!

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain? Renaissance, Intercontinental and others I can't actually afford.

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming? Many times! It's beautiful.

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen? Light blue, even though I hate blue kitchens (that's how the house came and I haven't been motivated enough to change it).

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments? A little bit of piano.

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal? Hmm ... dogs, I guess.

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?
Coke.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house? Two.

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it? "Dog Years," by Mark Doty.

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own? Dell.

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity? Long walks.

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites? I've only played one once (since the days when PacMan was new, anyway) and that was for a work assignment. It was a "Star Wars" game. I played with my son and it took me most of the time just figuring out how to get my guy to go forward in a straight line.

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)? Crab legs.

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms? Yes, unless I'm driving.

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch? Analog.

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received? Maybe half a dozen or so.

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)? Not counting what I'm doing right now? Reading, walking, movies, painting.

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now? Old Rose. (I wish! Coffee, actually.)

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2007, 03:40:54 pm »

1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him? Stay home and watch TV with no commercials and popcorn

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be? A comfy mattress.

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain? Must be 30

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for? A small spread in Lighting Flat

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?
Crest

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her? Pop, with the girls.

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?about 50

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk? You bet -- I had moose meat last week.

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain? Bed and breakfasts are better.

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming? Never

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen? tans and pinks

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments? no, but I have a harmonica instruction book somewhere. .

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal? elk.

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?
RC - a fruit flavoured pop really.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house? Two.

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it? The Lighthouse by PD James.

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own? a clone

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity? short walks , taking photos and sitting outside.

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites? I like the sim games, but have no time/interest to really play.

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)? With Ennis beans would be ok.

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms? Love it, but I like shelter from the rain.

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch? both, but the digital is used most.

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received? Zero, but I have been caught with an expired driver's license.

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)? sewing and a bit of quilting.

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now? hot tea, gin later.
« Last Edit: February 15, 2007, 03:52:25 pm by Toast »

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2007, 03:47:54 pm »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?  If it's Jack, we're staying in.

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?  air mattress

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?  probably 50

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for? world peace

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?  I won't shop at WalMart, but Rembrandt.

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?  show tunes, to sing along to

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?  400+  (edit: whoops, I read this as CDs.  make that 50)

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?  rare, please.

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?  don't like chains, prefer small independents

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?  maybe this May

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?  black and white

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?  piano

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?  very fond of greyhounds.

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?  coke, but we don't call it "pop", David.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?  one

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?  The Shipping News

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?  Dell

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?  hiking

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?  I've never played, honest.

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?  tea-smoked duck

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?  yes! especially by the sea.

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?  analog, but it doesn't have any numbers

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?  none (honest)

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?  the ABCs of BBM, of course

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?  diet coke, bourbon later.  Cheers, Toast.
« Last Edit: February 20, 2007, 04:58:45 pm by southendmd »

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2007, 04:13:36 pm »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?
I tell him to turn around, get in his car and drive the hell to Wyoming to be with Ennis.

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?
Laptop with wireless internet so I can keep you all posted about the goings on!

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?
Why do you want to know, Ennis? I have lost count!

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?
To have Jake Gyllenhaal sit next to me on my April flight from London to New York.

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?
Private Label of Albert Heijn, a Dutch supermarket

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?
Alison Krauss, Gordon Lightfoot, Dixie Chicks, Bruce Springsteen, etc.

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?
Just out of curiosity, Jack? Well, I think about 40...

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?
Never in my liiiiiiife Ennis! I'll stick with beans...

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?
Marriott. Not so keen on chains though.

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?
Nope

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?
Orange and white! Yep.

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?
No, used to play the flute though.

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?
Elephant!

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?
Coke!

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?
Two! Why does Lureen want to know, I would think Bobby would be interested in that!

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?
A short history of nearly everything - Bill Bryson

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?
Dell Inspiron

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?
Relax in front of our dune cottage near the beach in Groet, North-Holland

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?
Iko and Zelda

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?
Indonesian rijsttafel

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?
I get scared when it is the middle of the night, so I end up hugging my boyfriend to feel safe!

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?
Analog

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?
Three, and I don't even own a car, I love driving fast in rental cars!

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?
Writing

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?
Nothing Jack, can you hand me a beer?

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2007, 04:16:23 pm »
25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?
I'm drinking Capri Sun (orange)


OMG- I loooooooooooooooooove Capri Sun, it always reminds me of the holiday car trips to France and Austria when I was young! They stay cold for so long! Oh the nostalgia!

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2007, 04:58:20 pm »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?

I'd ask him if he is sure he wants to go out on a date with a woman!

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?

An air mattress!

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?

7 times

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?

Just one wish? wow, that's a hard one to answer!

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?

Colgate, I guess.

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?

Willie Nelson's song about cowboys being fond to each other  ;D

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?

Not that many

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?

Sure!

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?

I have none.

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?

No  :-\

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?

My kitchen is white as the rest of the apartment

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?

No.

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?

Both cats and dogs

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?

Coke. I hate Pepsi.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?

Just one

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?

It is in Spanish. Do you still want to know it?

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?

I have no idea! Some european brand.

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?

Hiking

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?

None

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?

Fish

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?

No!

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?

Analog

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?

I don't own a car at this moment and I don't remember when was the last time I got one

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?

Cooking

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?

Water actually
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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2007, 11:46:31 pm »

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)? duh...computer chatting!! :laugh:


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19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites? I've only played one once (since the days when PacMan was new, anyway) and that was for a work assignment. It was a "Star Wars" game. I played with my son and it took me most of the time just figuring out how to get my guy to go forward in a straight line.



That sounds about like me Katherine! I have a difficult time figuring out many of those games too.  :)


23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received? Zero, but I have been caught with an expired driver's license.



I'm not quite sure if that would be better or WORSE than a speeding ticket!  :D


14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?  coke, but we don't call it "pop", David.



Yeah, we call carbonated beverages "pop" or "soda pop" here in the Midwest. Often times we will call cola a "Coke" regardless of what brand it actually is. Pepsi and RC are all referred to as a Coke.


20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?  tea-smoked duck



I have never heard of tea-smoked duck before, Paul. It sounds pretty good though!  :)



23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?
Three, and I don't even own a car, I love driving fast in rental cars!


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18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?
Relax in front of our dune cottage near the beach in Groet, North-Holland


You've shown me some pictures of Groet, Melissa. It looks like a totally beautiful place!  :D

1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?

I'd ask him if he is sure he wants to go out on a date with a woman!


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16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?

It is in Spanish. Do you still want to know it?


Yes please!!  :D


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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2007, 10:15:07 am »

I have never heard of tea-smoked duck before, Paul. It sounds pretty good though!  :)

It's amazing, David.  Here's a recipe:

http://www.barbecue-online.co.uk/barbecue-recipes/poultry/bbq_tea-smoked_duck_recipe.htm

Oh, and we don't say "pop" in New England: it's "soda" or "tonic" here.

Fun questionnaire!

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2007, 11:19:32 am »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?  Well if it's summertime a drive in movie.  Winter time I know a perfect restaurant with a cozy fireplace.

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be? That would defiantly be my over sized pillow. It's the only way I could sleep ( if there was any) .

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain? 5

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?  I'm not gonna lie,  right now I would ask for 10 million dollars

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get? Probaby Rembrandt

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?  I would put it on my favorite Classic Rock station

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many? About 40

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk? Sure as long as it was well done

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?  I would look for a bed and breakfast first then settle for anything that looked nice!

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?  Not yet

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?  Light cream yellow on the walls.  Forrest green cupboards. Red Apple decorations.  It works.

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?  Some keyboard

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?  My favorite is my kitty cat

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?  Pepsi

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?  four, One in the living room and one in each bedroom

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?
The book my daughter wrote and published. "The Story of the Chicken Pox" by Colleen Maloney

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?  COMPAQ

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?  BBQ-ing , picnics

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites? Tomb Raider, A Bugs Life

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?  Grilled Salmon with Lemon.  Or lemon pepper chicken. Baked potatoes with lots of butter and sour cream!  Key lime pie.

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?  Yes very much. I love the sound of the thunder and the rain. I would perfer to skip the lightening though.

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?  Dont have a watch right now. I've lost everyone or ruined them in the shower.,

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?  none

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)? photography, painting, drawing

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now? it's 10 am so it's coffee

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2007, 12:24:16 pm »
It's amazing, David.  Here's a recipe:

http://www.barbecue-online.co.uk/barbecue-recipes/poultry/bbq_tea-smoked_duck_recipe.htm

Oh, and we don't say "pop" in New England: it's "soda" or "tonic" here.

Fun questionnaire!
BTW, Paul, I am going to serve smoked duck at the Brokeback BBQ 2007 in Estes Park! I'll check out this recipe! Smoked duck is so good!!
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« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2007, 01:07:56 pm »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?

Ok.

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be? A mattress of some sort.

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain? In theaters 7, on DVD, countless times.

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for? For everyone on earth to be free to be who they are, and then brace for the result!

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?

OMG, having been there the thought of a Walmart being built there is so depressing I will have to skip this one.

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her? The Dixie Chicks and Etta James

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many? 400+

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?Sure. I would try not to think about it though.

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?I don't like chain anything. I would find some place like where the gang stayed in Buffalo, Wyoming, or a place like where Jack and Ennis jounced a bed.

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming? Three times, and hopefully many more.

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?HaHaHA, Lynne, how do I answer this :laugh: :laugh:

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments? I fully intend to learn to play the dulcimer one day.

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal? Dogs and cats, but I like being catless because I have more birds.

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?RC, absolutely.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?Three, two of which work

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?The Virginian and a book about (gasp) HOMOSEXUALITY!

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own? Lenovo laptop

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity? Nakkid twister

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?I can't stand video games

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?Anything with pesto

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?Yes, didn't know they could be so nice.

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch? Right now I am using my cell phone because I left my round ticker at home.

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?No speeding tickets, but I did get 2 DUIs in one night, long ago.

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?Genealogy, travel, reading and lately writing.

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?Coffee, cream and sugar.


 
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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2007, 05:34:24 pm »

1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?
I'd tell him that I'm more like him than he might expect and then I'd ask him if he could take me out to a dance hall to teach me how to meet and hook up with cute and smart women like Lureen with such little effort.

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?
An air mattress.  I'm not a fan of sleeping on the ground.

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?
Dozens and dozens.  Lost count long ago.

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?
*modified to note* I'm going for the classic three wishes here
Every weekend to be a three day weekend.  A great girlfriend.  World peace (I know it sounds like a cliche, but I really mean this one).

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?
Vanilla Mint Crest. Yum!

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?
It would very much depend on my mood.  David Bowie is always the default option for me.  Maybe some nice Sleater-Kinney.  I've been on an old Sonic Youth kick lately, so maybe that.

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?
I own far fewer DVDs than I do CDs.  I have probably around 50 DVDs and around 500 CDs

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?
Yes, I would try it.  Usually I don't like hunting at all.  But, I've always heard that venison is good.  So, I would try it.  I'm not a vegetarian.

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?
I like bed and breakfasts and charming little hotels.  Does that count?  I don't have a strong preference for any of the big chain hotels.

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?
Unfortunately, no.

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?
My kitchen is mostly white with accents of really bright colors... mostly red.  So, red and white.

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?
I played violin for years but quit in college.  I also used to play the guitar.  I would be very, very rusty if I tried either intrument at this point.

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?
Cats!  I love cats!  I have a one and a half year old black cat named Vivien.  She's just about the most beautiful thing ever.

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?
Pepsi

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?
One that works and one broken one in the storage closet (I guess I should really just throw that one away, hunh?).

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?
Misfortune by Wesley Stace.  I didn't like it as much as I expected I would.

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?
Gateway

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?
Going to the beach.

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?
I don't like video games at all.  I suppose computer solitaire doesn't count.

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?
Well, since it's Ennis I would be happy with a really good steak and some great red wine.

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?
I love thunderstorms!!!

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?
Analog

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?
Zero!!!

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?
Reading.

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?
Hot tea (Earl Grey)

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2007, 06:03:40 pm »
Okay, just one more...


1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?
I would like to go see Jack Kerouac's scroll, draggin Colfax to see and be seen with Jack, to the observatory, and then up on the mountain to stargaze and soak in a hot tub.

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?
My luxury item would be...Jake! I could use him as a mattress, LOL!

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain? I lost count too but I think it is around 25 times.

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?
To live 400 years like Orlando and be both a woman and a man.

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?
This does not compute! There's no WalMart within hundreds of miles of Lightning Flat! The closest, I guess, would be Billings. Anyway I order my toothpaste on the Internet. It is Dr. Tichnour's, produced in the New Orleans area.

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?
Mark Knopfler or Ennio Marricone

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?
I can only think of two! BBM and The Conformist.

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?
Are you kidding? He shot and cooked an elk and I wouldn't try it? I would have to be crazy!

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?
I get points at Marriotts, Holiday Inns, and Intercontinentals! But I'd rather stay at the Log Cabin Motel.

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?
Yes, I went last month and I can't wait to get back there again!

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen? The appliances are stainless steel, the cabinets are white and oak, and the tile floor is blue.

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?
I used to play viola and guitar.

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?
Cats, preferrably tabbies because I am allergic to long-haired cats.

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?
uh-ginger ale. Colas are unbearably sweet.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?
One.

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?
The Cowboy Way by David McCumber

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?
Own three Apple computers and use an IBM at work.

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?
Stargazing and hottubbing.

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?
Scrabble.

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?
Noodle bowl, with lots of seafood (especially eel)

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?
Not especially. Where there's thunder, there's lightning, and that reminds me of the time we lost all those sheep. But rain is fine, especially if we can stay in the tent or a cave.

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?
Analog.

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?
Two.

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?
Collecting native wildflower seeds and photography.

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?
Chai.
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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2007, 06:20:53 pm »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?  Nice dinner at home, and if its warm a nice long walk.

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be? I'll go with the air mattress too.

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain? None in the theater (sob, sob, sob), at home too many times to possibly count

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?  Meeting the person I have been waiting for all my life

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get? I don't and won't even go into a Wal-mart.

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?  I don't know, I guess my 80's music

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many? I finally bought a dvd player, so about 7 alltogether.

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk? I'd hate to disappoint Ennis, but  I don't eat any meat.

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?  Don't have one, just someplace nice

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?  No, the farthest west I have been is Ohio for a day, but I would love to go there

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?  Now, just plain white mostly.

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?  Unfortunately no, I had violin in school for a little while, real bad.

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?  Little white dogs.

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?  Diet coke.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?  Two and one broken one that I can't seem to get rid of.

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it? Actually, Brokeback Mountain, (from Close Range, now I have to read the rest of the stories.

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?  dell

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?  Walking and walking and walking and sometimes biking'

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites? None, they get me dizzy.

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)? Anything with eggplant and pasta.


21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?  I absolutely love thunderstorms.

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?  Analog.

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?  One
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24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)? Knitting, weaving, spinning, etc, etc.

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now? Coffee, black with sweet n low.
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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2007, 08:35:42 pm »

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be? That would defiantly be my over sized pillow. It's the only way I could sleep ( if there was any) .


Awww! I think that is so cute, Geri!  :D



11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?  Light cream yellow on the walls.  Forrest green cupboards. Red Apple decorations.  It works.


I can picture it. It sounds lovely!  :)



11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?HaHaHA, Lynne, how do I answer this :laugh: :laugh:


Now I'm really curious! What's going on in your kitchen Truman?  ???



18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity? Nakkid twister

 

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8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?
Yes, I would try it.  Usually I don't like hunting at all.  But, I've always heard that venison is good.  So, I would try it.  I'm not a vegetarian.



You're not the only one Amanda. I don't like the idea of hunting either.



12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?
I used to play viola and guitar.


I'm amazed at how many people here play, or used to play bowed instruments! In addition to myself, Marlene and Amanda both played the violin, and you played the viola Lee!  :D


21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?
Not especially. Where there's thunder, there's lightning, and that reminds me of the time we lost all those sheep. But rain is fine, especially if we can stay in the tent or a cave.

Camping in a cave! That sounds like a lot of fun. We have many caves in Indiana. I'll remember that the next time I go camping!


7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many? I finally bought a dvd player, so about 7 alltogether.


I think I remember reading a post a while ago about your DVD player. If I remember correctly, you were having problems hooking it up to your television. Did you finally figure it out Marlene? It's sounds like you did, if you already have 7 DVD's!  :D

Great answers everyone!  :)

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2007, 12:58:35 am »
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7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many? Less than 10! But my husband has hundreds.

Oops! I just realized I answered this as if Jack were asking about CDs!!!! To set the record straight: I have one DVD, "Dogtown and Z-Boys." (And my husband doesn't own any DVDs.)

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2007, 02:43:21 pm »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?
Dinner at a great restaurant.

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?
An inflatable mattress.

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?
About ten.

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?
Never-ending happiness.

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?
Arm & Hammer.
 
6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?
Classic rock or oldies.

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?
Less than 20.

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?
No elk for me.

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?
Marriott.

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?
Yes, to Yellowstone.

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?
Antique white cabinets and orange-red faux painted walls. 

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?
Piano, badly.

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?
Dogs (whippets and greyhounds).

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?
Coke.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?
Two.

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?
The Crime of the Century about Richard Speck's murder of eight student nurses in Chicago.

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?
A Mac.

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?
Walking.

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?
Only one:  Tetris.

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?
Prime rib (medium rare) with a baked potato and a salad.

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?
No, because heavy rains often make the floor drain in my laundry room back up.

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?
Analog.

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?
One.

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?
Cardmaking.

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?
A strawberry and banana smoothie.

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2007, 02:56:05 pm »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?
I decline politely.  He's not my type

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?
Is my dog considerred a luxury item?

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?
5-10

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?
A horse ranch

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?
Tom's All Natural
 
6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?
C&W

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?
@50

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?
Are we about to have sex?  This effects my response.

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?
I don't have one

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?
Nope

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?
Terra Cotta tile.

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?
Yes

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?
Dogs

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?
Coke.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?
Two.


16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?
Last Watch of the Night by Paul Monette

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?
No clue

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?
Sex

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?
None

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?
Grilled steaks and fresh corn on the cob

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?
Yes

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?
Analog.

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?
None

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?
Song writing

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?
Coffee

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2007, 08:08:19 pm »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?

    in bed with him

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?

     somthign to eat besides beans?


3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?

         lost count 

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?


       world peace to not be hated for who i am

                no one would go hungry or without   
 

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?


      id go to kmart or target walmart fucking blows goats     
6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?


          country,  hip hop

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?
 
      lots to many to count



8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?
 

         maybe


9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?

     comfort inn probably   havent been in many im poor !


10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?

       no

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?

        green



12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?



   used to play drums


13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?

      dalmations or labs


14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?


diet pepsi

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?

4

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?
 

harry potter and the goblet of fire

harry potter and the order of the phoenix atm


17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?

 home built only way to go

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?

walking/hiking

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?

god of war xmen legengds  world of warcraft

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?

pizza

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?


god yes

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?

analog


23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?

1


24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?

playing world of warcraft atm  good kiling other people in game

reading


25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?

diet pepsi

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2007, 09:32:14 pm »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?

I'd tell him to stop wasting my time.  I know he doesn't really like women.  ;D

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?

Do I have to carry it?

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?

I wouldn't tell him.  Would make him too nervous that so many people are watching him all the time.

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?

To have as much money as I ever need in my pocket whenever I need it.  Big universal wishes can be turned (e.g. "I wish to end world hunger!"  A huge epidemic comes and wipes out nearly everyone.  But those left behind are not starving.)

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?

Whatever brand they have.

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?

Where are we?  If we're near Riverton, it's likely we won't get nuthin' on the radio.

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?

What are you talkin' about?  There're a thousand of them.  ;)

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?

Absolutely.

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?

Whatever is cheapest, clean and not on the corner of Crack and Addict.

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?

Yep.  Twice.

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?

White and blue.

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?

Sorry, only flute.  No stringed instruments.

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?

Have many favorites.

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?

Nothing diet?  OK, out of nostalgia, I'll get an RC cola.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?

Just one.

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?

The Oracle by William Broad.

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?

Some sort of computer clone.  No brand.  Custom job.

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?

Well, I'd wait until it was actually warm in Wyoming before I'd do it.  Like - August.

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?

I don't play video games.

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?

All he can cook is beans and sausage, maybe soup and BBQ elk.  All are fine with me.

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?

Well yes, so long as I have cover when I'm on those peaks, othewise no.

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?

Analog.

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?

Zero.

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?

Reading, writing, movies, surfing the net, fandoms.

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?

Milk product.


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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2007, 01:24:23 am »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?  With Jack?  I'd go dancing (since I'm not his wife).

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?  That hotel from question 9.

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?  40ish?

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?  My daughter's health and happiness.  Everyone's daughters' and sons' health and happiness.

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?  If I was really out of toothpaste, I would go to Wal-Mart.  Otherwise I would wait and buy it somewhere else.  Tom's Fennel in the newish little bottle.

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?  With Alma and Lureen, whatever they want, but not too loud, I'd want to hear the conversation.

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?  Maybe about 12.

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?  Not unless I was literally starving.

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?  I don't know.  I wish I knew.

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?  Drove through once a long time ago, spent the night in Laramie or Cheyenne, I've never been able to remember which.

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?  White walls, oak and oak-like cabinets, mostly blue dishes.

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?  A wee bit o' piano and harmonica.  And a wee, wee bit o' penny whistle.

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?  Well, despite all the trouble they cause, I guess it's still humans.

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?  Only if I was really thirsty, then I guess Coke.  I've never had RC.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?  Two.

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?  "Can't Wait to Get to Heaven" by Fannie Flagg.  Loved it.  Love her.

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?  Sure, rub it in that my computer died and that I'm borrowing my husband's right now.  It was a Mac laptop and that's what I want again, when I can afford it.  (Who am I kidding?  I'm going to buy the next one before I can afford it.)

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?  Spring in Wyoming sounds cold to me.  But in warm weather, I love to go to the beach near our house.

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?  I play sudoku and Desdemona on my Palm, does that count?


20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?  Somehow Ennis cooking doesn't sound that good, at least not inside a dwelling, maybe outside on a campfire.  But I've been thinking about Paul's tea-smoked duck since I read about it 20 minutes ago.

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?    Not on mountain peaks.

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?  I use my cell phone or my Palm.

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?  Three, I think.  But not for years.  I have learned that I HATE getting tickets.

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?  You.

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?  A POM tea/pomegranate juice drink that came in a reusable glass.  An impulse treat.



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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2007, 08:27:41 am »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?

As Jack was born in 1944, he is certainly within my age group (he's 5 years older than me). However, If he were to invite me out on a date, I would thank him most courteously for his kind invitation and tell him to get himself home to Ennis, where he belongs.

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?

My luxury seaside condominium.

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?

I tell him, truthfully, that I've lost count.

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?

Jack's life.

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?

My usual brand.

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?

I wouldn't be caught dead, riding in a car with Alma and Lureen.

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?

DVD? Is that like a BMW? If so, I own just the one.

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?

I would graciously decline Ennis' generous offer.

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?

All my travelling is done in my very own Winnebago. No hotel bookings necessary.

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?

"Only in my heart," I respond.

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?

I firsty provide Alma with a schedule of fees for my interior design consultancy service. I suspect she won't be able to afford my rates.

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?

I'm so unmusical, I can't even play a gramophone.

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?

I love all God's creatures. Except for spiders. All spiders should be consigned to Hell, from whence they came.

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?

Iced tea.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?

Just the one. A cinerama-size screen in my own private home theatre (I prefer to sit in row 5).

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?

"Witchcraft and the Gay Counterculture," by Arthur Evans.

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?

Do I look technical to you? God know! It's black and shiny and has a big flat panel screen. Oh, hold on, what's this on the front? DELL?

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?

Staying indoors, out of the sun.

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?

?Video games?

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?

Anything but elk, thanks, Ennis!

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?

I love to whittle during thunderstorms.

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?

I wouldn't even give you the time of day, Lureen.

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?

I am a respectable, law abiding citizen. I never break the law.

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?

Being High Priest of Tehuti in the Mystic Coven of Isis Resplendent pretty-well takes most of my spare time.

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?

Iced tea.



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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2007, 04:29:25 pm »
KERRY!

You danced around nearly every one of those questions! SHAME ON YOU!!  ;)

They sure were funny though!  :laugh:
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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #26 on: February 20, 2007, 04:36:55 pm »
David...I'm curious...don't worry I'll keep it clean...why do t-storms bother you at night?

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #27 on: February 20, 2007, 04:43:19 pm »
David...I'm curious...don't worry I'll keep it clean...why do t-storms bother you at night?

Because I can't see the tornadoes coming!

I watched a tornado jump our house when I was 14 years old, and I have never gotten over it. It scared the crap out of me.

Also, if the storm comes in the daytime and we lose our power, I can still see. If it happens at night, I can't see anything and I have to walk around the house with a candle or a flashlight. I hate that.  >:(
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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #28 on: February 20, 2007, 05:39:37 pm »
4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?

Jack's life.

Oh, you made me cry... that's the sweetest answer ever.... :'(

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« Reply #29 on: February 20, 2007, 05:42:26 pm »
Oh, you made me cry... that's the sweetest answer ever.... :'(

Yeah, I agree with you. That really was a sweet answer.
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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #30 on: February 20, 2007, 08:48:45 pm »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?  Horseback riding in the mountains

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?  a 28 foot motorhome

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?  not enough

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?  $250,000 a year for the rest of my life

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?   Colgate extra whitening

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?  soft rock

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?  50

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?  probably

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?  Sheraton, they have the nicest beds!

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?   unfortunately not, YET

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?  Current kitchen -- don't ask, future kitchen -- earth tones

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?  Guitar and drums

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?  Friesians of course!!!!

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?  Pepsi

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?  four

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?  Along Came A Spinder by James Patterson

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?  Gateway

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?  Swimming

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites? Diablo and Polar Bowling

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?  Filet Mignon and crab legs

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?  Depends on who I am with.

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?  analog

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?  None, honest

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?  dog showing/camping

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?  Ginger ale


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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #31 on: February 20, 2007, 09:38:41 pm »

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?  a 28 foot motorhome


Well now, if we're going to take a motorhome, we can do better than that!

How about a 45 footer.... with slideouts!   :D

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #32 on: February 21, 2007, 04:21:09 pm »
I don't know David, it might be a bit tricky getting up some of those winding hilly "roads" up on that mountain, due to the tricky terrain, I thought something on a smaller scale would be appropriate.  But you drive whatever you want! ;D

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #33 on: February 23, 2007, 02:58:46 am »
If you happen to come across any questionnaires on the Internet, please post them in this forum! You might even try writing your own questionnaire. Our members always seem to enjoy these!

This is my first attempt at writing a questionnaire, and making it Brokeback related proved to be quite a challenge. I hope you enjoy it though!  :D

Just copy and paste this blank questionnaire into your post and answer the questions!



1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?   Telling him to get out of Texas and stay

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?Tooth brush and paste

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?
over 100

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?
Make Ennis and his family happy,,, and  with Jack

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?
Colgate regular

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?
Country

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?                 
20

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?                     
of course

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?
Marriott

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?
yes

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?
blue, and yellow

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instrument
stereo

13. Jack just bought a new puppy!t What is your favorite animal?
Dog

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?
pepsi,,,,tell roland and jess

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?
3

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it? 
The Skinny Girl

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?
Sony Vaio,,,,laptop

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?
camping

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?
dont do video games

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?
Lobster,,,not a lot of that in Wyoming

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?
Oh God yes,,,,,my favorite weather

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?
analog

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?
(l)  35 mph  in 25

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?
Pool,,,8-9 ball  Texas hold-em

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?
ice water



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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #34 on: February 23, 2007, 03:00:46 am »



         David,,,help again....i figured out how this happens at least,,,unfortunately i cant predict when its going to happen



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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #35 on: February 23, 2007, 03:21:17 am »
I don't know David, it might be a bit tricky getting up some of those winding hilly "roads" up on that mountain, due to the tricky terrain, I thought something on a smaller scale would be appropriate.  But you drive whatever you want! ;D


Well, you just point me in the right direction, and I'll make sure I get this rig up that hill.   :D
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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #36 on: February 23, 2007, 03:44:13 am »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?

As Jack was born in 1944, he is certainly within my age group (he's 5 years older than me). However, If he were to invite me out on a date, I would thank him most courteously for his kind invitation and tell him to get himself home to Ennis, where he belongs.

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?

My luxury seaside condominium.

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?

I tell him, truthfully, that I've lost count.

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?

Jack's life.

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?

My usual brand.

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?

I wouldn't be caught dead, riding in a car with Alma and Lureen.

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?

DVD? Is that like a BMW? If so, I own just the one.

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?

I would graciously decline Ennis' generous offer.

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?

All my travelling is done in my very own Winnebago. No hotel bookings necessary.

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?

"Only in my heart," I respond.

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?

I firsty provide Alma with a schedule of fees for my interior design consultancy service. I suspect she won't be able to afford my rates.

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?

I'm so unmusical, I can't even play a gramophone.

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?

I love all God's creatures. Except for spiders. All spiders should be consigned to Hell, from whence they came.

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?

Iced tea.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?

Just the one. A cinerama-size screen in my own private home theatre (I prefer to sit in row 5).

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?

"Witchcraft and the Gay Counterculture," by Arthur Evans.

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?

Do I look technical to you? God know! It's black and shiny and has a big flat panel screen. Oh, hold on, what's this on the front? DELL?

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?

Staying indoors, out of the sun.

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?

?Video games?

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?

Anything but elk, thanks, Ennis!

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?

I love to whittle during thunderstorms.

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?

I wouldn't even give you the time of day, Lureen.

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?

I am a respectable, law abiding citizen. I never break the law.

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?

Being High Priest of Tehuti in the Mystic Coven of Isis Resplendent pretty-well takes most of my spare time.

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?

Iced tea.





             After reading your poll, i wondered what you were drinking
  but when you said,,  ice tea,,,,then i wondered what you were
                               smokin....?



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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #37 on: March 13, 2007, 09:51:45 pm »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?  Generally watching a movie and hitting the sack early.  Hey... that could work.

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?  Toilet paper.

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?  23.  But who's counting?

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for? For Ennis to come to his senses before it's too late.

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get? I don't shop at Wal-Mart for political reasons.  But anywhere else, I would get Crest "Extra Whitening" with Scope.  I like the minty freshness.

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?  Rock 'n roll, darlin'.

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many? About 300.

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?  Sure, why not?

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?  Residence Inn by Marriott.  Never been to one much swankier than that, except maybe a couple of Hiltons.

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?  Can't say as I have.

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?  Hunter green and off-white, mostly.

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?  Hell, no.  Wish I could, though.

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal? Dogs - preferably German shepherd dogs.

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?  Diet Coke.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?  Four - one in our bedroom, one on the (covered) patio, one in the living room, and one in the den.

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?  Running With Scissors

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?  Just a vanilla Dell.

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity? Swimming.

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?  I don't much like video games.

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?  Elk, fried potatoes (and I wanna watch Jack peel 'em), beans cooked right in the can, and a quart of whiskey on shares.  Seriously (though that doesn't sound half bad), if calories and carbs weren't a factor, chicken and dumplings.

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?  Immensely.

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?  Analog.  Hate digital watches.

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?  Oh, God.  That would be seven.  But that's over 25 years.

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?  Watching movies, doing crossword puzzles, and posting here.

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?  Svedka vodka and seltzer over ice.
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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #38 on: March 13, 2007, 11:16:02 pm »
             After reading your poll, i wondered what you were drinking
  but when you said,,  ice tea,,,,then i wondered what you were
                               smokin....?

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #39 on: March 15, 2007, 03:14:06 am »
I can't believe I missed this one... ::)

1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?

Cuddled up on the couch with him and a bowl of Popcorn watching a DVD

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?

air mattress, I don't sleep on the ground well

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?

dozens and dozens

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?

A happy ending to the story with Ennis and Jack having that sweet life after all

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?

Crest

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?

Oldies Rock and Roll

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?

about 75 or so

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?

Sure

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?

Quality Inn simple, clean inexpensive accommodations and many include breakfast

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?

Yep many times

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?

Pale Yellow walls, white shutters, terracotta tile floor, black and chrome appliances with lots of terra cotta accessories and herb pots

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?

No not a lick, I have no musical talent but I wish I could play the piano

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?

DOGS!  They are the absolute best next to horses!

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?

Diet Coke with Lime is my first choice, if unavailable I still have Diet Coke

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?

three

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?

Innocent in Death by J.D. Robb

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?

Gateway with an HP Color Printer and HP Scanner

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?

walking with my dogs

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?

Don't play video games

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?

Grilled Swordfish on a bed of risotto, sauteed cherry tomatoes and fresh steamed spinach with a good Sauvignon Blanc followed by a really decadent chocolate mousse and a cappuccino

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?

Lover em but we don't get many out here in California

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?

Nope

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?

In my entire life... 2... and I deserved both of them  :-\

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?

I read, draw a little, take pictures of things that interest me, watch old movies, go to museums and garden

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?

Sleepytime herb tea
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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #40 on: August 14, 2008, 10:05:36 am »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?

Dancing and dinner

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?

a flushing toilet.

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?

15

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?

unlimited wishes

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?

Cinnimon Crest

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?

freestyle

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?

about 15

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?

of course

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?

I don't care, as long as it's clean

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?

Yuppers!  Just a few months ago!

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?

blue and cream

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?

Nope

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?

cats/kittens

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?

Pepsi

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?

4

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?

the Joy of Gay Sex  (hey, you asked! )  :laugh:

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?

compaq

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?

hiking

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?

Donkey Kong Jr. & Ms. Pac Man

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?

Buffalo chicken tenders and fries iwth cheese and bacon

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?

Love 'em

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?

both

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?

none

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?

writing

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?

spring water


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #41 on: August 14, 2008, 12:45:24 pm »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?
Dinner and a movie

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?
Big warm blanket

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?
Even if I use all my fingers and all my toes, I don't have enough to count on!

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?
I would wish for a hundred more wishes then I'd give some of them to people who could use them wisely

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?
Something for sensitive teeth

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?
Anything so long as it isn't in the UK charts at the moment!

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?
Over 300 - I really do. Films are my vice.

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?
Nope, definitely not. I haven't eaten meat since I was 10 and never will again.

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?
Anything, so long as it is clean and comfortable.

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?
No, but it's on my list to do when the kids are old enough to fend for themselves and I have some 'me' time!

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?
Cherry wood cupboards, dark yellow walls and grey tiles.

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?
No, but I wish I did.

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?
I don't think I have a favourite animal, I like them all. Seadragons are cool though, hence my name.

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?
Rather have fruit juice or water, but I'd probably choose Coke if I had to choose one.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?
4

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?
Last book I completed was 'Battle for the Trees' about a road protest in England. Before that I read 'Pink' by Gus Van Sant and now I'm reading 'Time of the Assassins' by Henry Miller.

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?
Dell Dimension

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?
Swimming outdoors

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?
I haven't played video games for years, but my favourites would probably be Final Fantasy VII and Bust a Move.

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?
Scrambled Tofu and mushrooms on a jacket potato or on toast.

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?
Yes, they make you realise just how powerful nature is and how little of it we can control.

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?
Don't own a watch that works. I use the time off my mobile phone if I need to.

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?
None, I'm very lucky!

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?
Photography, reading, writing, collecting waifs and strays!

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?
Orange Juice

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #42 on: August 14, 2008, 04:58:19 pm »
I was just re-reading this old questionnaire amazed by my old post here.  It's so funny to stumble across old posts (sometimes over 2 years old!).  I thought I'd update a few of my responses to these questions since a few things have changed in all this time..  I originally posted responses to this questionnaire on Feb. 17, 2007.  Those old answers are in green and my new updated answers will be in red.


1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?
I'd tell him that I'm more like him than he might expect and then I'd ask him if he could take me out to a dance hall to teach me how to meet and hook up with cute and smart women like Lureen with such little effort.
 :laugh:This answer pretty much still stands for m.

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?
An air mattress.  I'm not a fan of sleeping on the ground.
This answer still seems about right for me too.  I might also add something about a really fancy, waterproof tent to go along with the air mattress.   And, now that I've actually been to Brokenback Mountain I realize that it truly would be a nice place to spend the night probably (even though I'm NOT a camping type of person almost any other circumstance).

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?
Dozens and dozens.  Lost count long ago.
Yep.

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?
*modified to note* I'm going for the classic three wishes here
Every weekend to be a three day weekend.  A great girlfriend.  World peace (I know it sounds like a cliche, but I really mean this one).
Yep.

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?
Vanilla Mint Crest. Yum!
I'm changing my answer to Crest Pro-Health.  It really is a nice toothpaste!

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?
It would very much depend on my mood.  David Bowie is always the default option for me.  Maybe some nice Sleater-Kinney.  I've been on an old Sonic Youth kick lately, so maybe that.
Yep. Pretty much the same here.  I'd also be willing to listen to the BBM soundtrack under any circumstance too of course.

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?
I own far fewer DVDs than I do CDs.  I have probably around 50 DVDs and around 500 CDs
Yep.

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?
Yes, I would try it.  Usually I don't like hunting at all.  But, I've always heard that venison is good.  So, I would try it.  I'm not a vegetarian.
I have now eaten elk twice!  Once at the BBQ in Estes park in May of 2008 and then again just this past July after Lee and I saw TDK in Denver, we went out to lunch and I had an elk burger.  That burger was great!

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?
I like bed and breakfasts and charming little hotels.  Does that count?  I don't have a strong preference for any of the big chain hotels.
Yep. I still like the small hotels.  But at this point I also tend to quite like Marriott and Doubletree hotels... they tend to be a little more luxurious than some of the other big brands, in my experience at least.

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?
Unfortunately, no.
At this point I can say YES!!! Twice.  One trip up to Cheyenne for lunch during the BBQ weekend last May 2007.  And, then of course Lee and I just had our big road trip through Wyoming and visit to the rodeo in Cheyenne this July.

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?
My kitchen is mostly white with accents of really bright colors... mostly red.  So, red and white.
Yep. Still the same apartment... so same colors.

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?
I played violin for years but quit in college.  I also used to play the guitar.  I would be very, very rusty if I tried either intrument at this point.
Yep.


13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?
Cats!  I love cats!  I have a one and a half year old black cat named Vivien.  She's just about the most beautiful thing ever.
Yep.

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?
Pepsi
Yep.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?
One that works and one broken one in the storage closet (I guess I should really just throw that one away, hunh?).
Yep. Still the same and I still haven't thrown away the broken one in the storage closet!
:laugh:

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?
Misfortune by Wesley Stace.  I didn't like it as much as I expected I would.
The History of Love by Nichole Krauss

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?
Gateway
Yep.

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?
Going to the beach.
Yep. And, I'll add car trip/ road trip to this too.

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?
I don't like video games at all.  I suppose computer solitaire doesn't count.
Yep.

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?
Well, since it's Ennis I would be happy with a really good steak and some great red wine.
Yep. I still like these things, but I'm trying really hard to avoid beef lately.  So, I'll change my response to white wine and salmon!

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?
I love thunderstorms!!!
Yep. Still love storms!

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?
Analog
Yep.

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?
Zero!!!
Yep. Still zero!!  Yeehaw!

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?
Reading.
Yep.

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?
Hot tea (Earl Grey)
At the moment I'm not drinking anything.

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #43 on: August 14, 2008, 07:02:11 pm »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?

Dinner, movie/theater/ballet, drinks at my favorite bar (hey, I gotta show off my date ...), then home for a long dozy embrace until Jack falls asleep in my arms.  :)

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?

Lots of Charmin Ultra. ...

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?

I stopped counting shortly after the DVD was released.

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?

A cabin in the Big Horn Mountains

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?

Colgate

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?

Anything but "Christian" music

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?

39

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?

You bet!  :D

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?

Doubletree is good, but actually I prefer small guest houses and B&Bs.

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?

You bet! Twice! And I can't wait to go back! I love Wyoming! :D

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?

Maple cabinets, cream tile and countertops, white appliances

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?

No.  :(

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?

Dogs and horses (Jack and I should get along well. ...)

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?

What! No Dr. Pepper? I'll take a Coke, please.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?

2

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?

Daniel Boone: The Life and Legend of an American Pioneer

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?

Dude, it's a Dell

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?

Sailing

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?

I don't play video games.

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?

Steak and pasta

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?

Yes

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?

Analog

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?

None

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?

Model trains

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?

Nothing
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