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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2007, 02:56:05 pm »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?
I decline politely.  He's not my type

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?
Is my dog considerred a luxury item?

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?
5-10

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?
A horse ranch

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?
Tom's All Natural
 
6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?
C&W

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?
@50

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?
Are we about to have sex?  This effects my response.

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?
I don't have one

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?
Nope

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?
Terra Cotta tile.

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?
Yes

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?
Dogs

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?
Coke.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?
Two.


16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?
Last Watch of the Night by Paul Monette

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?
No clue

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?
Sex

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?
None

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?
Grilled steaks and fresh corn on the cob

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?
Yes

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?
Analog.

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?
None

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?
Song writing

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?
Coffee

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2007, 08:08:19 pm »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?

    in bed with him

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?

     somthign to eat besides beans?


3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?

         lost count 

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?


       world peace to not be hated for who i am

                no one would go hungry or without   
 

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?


      id go to kmart or target walmart fucking blows goats     
6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?


          country,  hip hop

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?
 
      lots to many to count



8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?
 

         maybe


9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?

     comfort inn probably   havent been in many im poor !


10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?

       no

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?

        green



12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?



   used to play drums


13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?

      dalmations or labs


14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?


diet pepsi

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?

4

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?
 

harry potter and the goblet of fire

harry potter and the order of the phoenix atm


17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?

 home built only way to go

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?

walking/hiking

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?

god of war xmen legengds  world of warcraft

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?

pizza

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?


god yes

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?

analog


23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?

1


24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?

playing world of warcraft atm  good kiling other people in game

reading


25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?

diet pepsi

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2007, 09:32:14 pm »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?

I'd tell him to stop wasting my time.  I know he doesn't really like women.  ;D

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?

Do I have to carry it?

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?

I wouldn't tell him.  Would make him too nervous that so many people are watching him all the time.

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?

To have as much money as I ever need in my pocket whenever I need it.  Big universal wishes can be turned (e.g. "I wish to end world hunger!"  A huge epidemic comes and wipes out nearly everyone.  But those left behind are not starving.)

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?

Whatever brand they have.

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?

Where are we?  If we're near Riverton, it's likely we won't get nuthin' on the radio.

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?

What are you talkin' about?  There're a thousand of them.  ;)

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?

Absolutely.

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?

Whatever is cheapest, clean and not on the corner of Crack and Addict.

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?

Yep.  Twice.

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?

White and blue.

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?

Sorry, only flute.  No stringed instruments.

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?

Have many favorites.

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?

Nothing diet?  OK, out of nostalgia, I'll get an RC cola.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?

Just one.

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?

The Oracle by William Broad.

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?

Some sort of computer clone.  No brand.  Custom job.

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?

Well, I'd wait until it was actually warm in Wyoming before I'd do it.  Like - August.

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?

I don't play video games.

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?

All he can cook is beans and sausage, maybe soup and BBQ elk.  All are fine with me.

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?

Well yes, so long as I have cover when I'm on those peaks, othewise no.

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?

Analog.

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?

Zero.

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?

Reading, writing, movies, surfing the net, fandoms.

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?

Milk product.


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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2007, 01:24:23 am »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?  With Jack?  I'd go dancing (since I'm not his wife).

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?  That hotel from question 9.

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?  40ish?

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?  My daughter's health and happiness.  Everyone's daughters' and sons' health and happiness.

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?  If I was really out of toothpaste, I would go to Wal-Mart.  Otherwise I would wait and buy it somewhere else.  Tom's Fennel in the newish little bottle.

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?  With Alma and Lureen, whatever they want, but not too loud, I'd want to hear the conversation.

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?  Maybe about 12.

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?  Not unless I was literally starving.

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?  I don't know.  I wish I knew.

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?  Drove through once a long time ago, spent the night in Laramie or Cheyenne, I've never been able to remember which.

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?  White walls, oak and oak-like cabinets, mostly blue dishes.

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?  A wee bit o' piano and harmonica.  And a wee, wee bit o' penny whistle.

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?  Well, despite all the trouble they cause, I guess it's still humans.

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?  Only if I was really thirsty, then I guess Coke.  I've never had RC.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?  Two.

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?  "Can't Wait to Get to Heaven" by Fannie Flagg.  Loved it.  Love her.

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?  Sure, rub it in that my computer died and that I'm borrowing my husband's right now.  It was a Mac laptop and that's what I want again, when I can afford it.  (Who am I kidding?  I'm going to buy the next one before I can afford it.)

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?  Spring in Wyoming sounds cold to me.  But in warm weather, I love to go to the beach near our house.

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?  I play sudoku and Desdemona on my Palm, does that count?


20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?  Somehow Ennis cooking doesn't sound that good, at least not inside a dwelling, maybe outside on a campfire.  But I've been thinking about Paul's tea-smoked duck since I read about it 20 minutes ago.

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?    Not on mountain peaks.

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?  I use my cell phone or my Palm.

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?  Three, I think.  But not for years.  I have learned that I HATE getting tickets.

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?  You.

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?  A POM tea/pomegranate juice drink that came in a reusable glass.  An impulse treat.



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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2007, 08:27:41 am »
1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?

As Jack was born in 1944, he is certainly within my age group (he's 5 years older than me). However, If he were to invite me out on a date, I would thank him most courteously for his kind invitation and tell him to get himself home to Ennis, where he belongs.

2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?

My luxury seaside condominium.

3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?

I tell him, truthfully, that I've lost count.

4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?

Jack's life.

5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?

My usual brand.

6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?

I wouldn't be caught dead, riding in a car with Alma and Lureen.

7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?

DVD? Is that like a BMW? If so, I own just the one.

8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?

I would graciously decline Ennis' generous offer.

9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?

All my travelling is done in my very own Winnebago. No hotel bookings necessary.

10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?

"Only in my heart," I respond.

11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?

I firsty provide Alma with a schedule of fees for my interior design consultancy service. I suspect she won't be able to afford my rates.

12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?

I'm so unmusical, I can't even play a gramophone.

13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?

I love all God's creatures. Except for spiders. All spiders should be consigned to Hell, from whence they came.

14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?

Iced tea.

15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?

Just the one. A cinerama-size screen in my own private home theatre (I prefer to sit in row 5).

16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?

"Witchcraft and the Gay Counterculture," by Arthur Evans.

17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?

Do I look technical to you? God know! It's black and shiny and has a big flat panel screen. Oh, hold on, what's this on the front? DELL?

18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?

Staying indoors, out of the sun.

19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?

?Video games?

20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?

Anything but elk, thanks, Ennis!

21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?

I love to whittle during thunderstorms.

22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?

I wouldn't even give you the time of day, Lureen.

23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?

I am a respectable, law abiding citizen. I never break the law.

24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?

Being High Priest of Tehuti in the Mystic Coven of Isis Resplendent pretty-well takes most of my spare time.

25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?

Iced tea.



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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2007, 04:29:25 pm »
KERRY!

You danced around nearly every one of those questions! SHAME ON YOU!!  ;)

They sure were funny though!  :laugh:
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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #26 on: February 20, 2007, 04:36:55 pm »
David...I'm curious...don't worry I'll keep it clean...why do t-storms bother you at night?

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #27 on: February 20, 2007, 04:43:19 pm »
David...I'm curious...don't worry I'll keep it clean...why do t-storms bother you at night?

Because I can't see the tornadoes coming!

I watched a tornado jump our house when I was 14 years old, and I have never gotten over it. It scared the crap out of me.

Also, if the storm comes in the daytime and we lose our power, I can still see. If it happens at night, I can't see anything and I have to walk around the house with a candle or a flashlight. I hate that.  >:(
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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #28 on: February 20, 2007, 05:39:37 pm »
4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?

Jack's life.

Oh, you made me cry... that's the sweetest answer ever.... :'(

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Themed Questionnaire (well sort of)
« Reply #29 on: February 20, 2007, 05:42:26 pm »
Oh, you made me cry... that's the sweetest answer ever.... :'(

Yeah, I agree with you. That really was a sweet answer.
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