1. Jack wants to take you out on a date. He asks you how you like to spend your Saturday night. What do you tell him?I'd tell him to stop wasting my time. I know he doesn't really like women.
2. You are going camping up on Brokeback Mountain and you are allowed to bring only one luxury item with you. What would it be?Do I have to carry it?
3. Ennis wants to know how many times you've watched Brokeback Mountain?I wouldn't tell him. Would make him too nervous that so many people are watching him all the time.
4. You just bought an old lamp at the Riverton Antique Store. As you polish the lamp a genie pops out and grants you a wish. What would you wish for?To have as much money as I ever need in my pocket whenever I need it. Big universal wishes can be turned (e.g. "I wish to end world hunger!" A huge epidemic comes and wipes out nearly everyone. But those left behind are not starving.)
5. You are shopping at the Lightning Flat Wal-Mart and you need to buy some toothpaste. What brand do you get?Whatever brand they have.
6. You are riding in a car with Alma and Lureen. Alma asks you what kind of music you would like to listen to on the radio. What do you tell her?Where are we? If we're near Riverton, it's likely we won't get nuthin' on the radio.
7. Jack just bought a new DVD player. Out of curiosity he asks you how many DVDs you own. How many?What are you talkin' about? There're a thousand of them.
8. Ennis just shot an Elk. After he cooks it, he asks you if you would like some. Would you try some Elk?Absolutely.
9. You are getting ready to take a road trip with the BBM Gang and you are responsible for selecting a hotel. What is your favorite hotel chain?Whatever is cheapest, clean and not on the corner of Crack and Addict.
10. Jack and Ennis want to know if you have ever been to Wyoming?Yep. Twice.
11. Alma just bought a new house and she can't figure out a color scheme for her new kitchen. She wants to know what colors are in your kitchen?White and blue.
12. Ennis has decided to take guitar lessons. Do you play any musical instruments?Sorry, only flute. No stringed instruments.
13. Jack just bought a new puppy! What is your favorite animal?Have many favorites.
14. You are thirsty and you see a pop machine located outside the general store. The machine is stocked with Coke, Pepsi and RC. Which one do you pick?Nothing diet? OK, out of nostalgia, I'll get an RC cola.
15. Lureen wants to know how many televisions you have in your house?Just one.
16. Ma Twist just joined a book club and she asks you the title of the last book you read. What is it?The Oracle by William Broad.
17. Jack and Ennis plan on buying a new PC (so they can join BetterMost) and they want to know what brand of computer you own?Some sort of computer clone. No brand. Custom job.
18. It will soon be spring in Wyoming. What is your favorite warm weather activity?Well, I'd wait until it was actually
warm in Wyoming before I'd do it. Like - August.
19. Bobby just received a new video game system for Christmas. Which two video games are your favorites?I don't play video games.
20. Ennis wants to fix you a nice dinner. What is your favorite dish (meal)?All he can cook is beans and sausage, maybe soup and BBQ elk. All are fine with me.
21. There is a big thunderstom brewing over the peaks of Brokeback Mountain. Do you enjoy thunderstorms?Well yes, so long as I have cover when I'm on those peaks, othewise no.
22. Lureen asks you for the time. Do you own a digital or analog watch?Analog.
23. As Jack was redlining it across Wyoming, he was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. How many speeding tickets have you received?Zero.
24. Aguirre got in touch with his feminine side and took up knitting! What is your favorite hobby (or hobbies)?Reading, writing, movies, surfing the net, fandoms.
25. Jack wants to know what you are drinking right now?Milk product.