The Studs 'n Spurs Bar & Grill

[Sheriff Roland]

Well, that veal sandwich does sound good, but I had a hamburger for lunch, so I am in the mood for something a little lighter. Grilled chicken caesar salad, perhaps? With a nice glass of unoaked chardonnay?

Merci beaucoup!

L

Mais bien sure madame, une salade avec poulet grillé & du vin blanc - Nous ne sommes que le petit restaurant du village - avec un seul spécial par jour - vour avez le choix de deux vins - rouge ou blanc - s'il vous plait - ne demande pas l'impossible!

[MaineWriter]

Mais bien sure madame, une salade avec poulet grillé & du vin blanc - Nous ne sommes que le petit restaurant du village - avec un seul spécial par jour - vour avez le choix de deux vins - rouge ou blanc - s'il vous plait - ne demande pas l'impossible!

But I know you can work miracles!

Salade, poulet et du vin blanc...c'est bon. Merci mille fois.

L

[injest]

Awright if I have some 'ccino Sheriff?
Jeez .. 

True story. I was having lunch with my mother (a strict Pentecostal) and my sister at the Olive Garden. After dinner my sister ordered a cappuccino. Drank it....we left.

TWO years later my mother is griping about my sister (she had done some little thing my mother disapproved of.. ) and she dragged the incident from the Olive Garden up as a prime example of my sister's decadence...."Well, you saw how she sat there and drank that cappuccino RIGHT IN FRONT of me!" I said "Mom, that is just a fancy coffee" She said "It has ALCOHOL in it!!"

For TWO years she had walked around believing my sister ordered an alcoholic beverage...RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

[injest]

is it too early to get one of them veal samwiches?? sorry I can't order in FRENCH...

humph!

poor Jim....he was wore slap out. Said he's gonna need a couple of days to recover....

[Lumière]

poor Jim....he was wore slap out. Said he's gonna need a couple of days to recover....

Potential candidates to pick up where James left off .. (assuming he was actually waiting tables when Scott and Leslie weren't monopolising his attentions.. )

<<---- Aww, cute .. aint she?

<<---- SHe takes crap from NO ONE!! 

[Sheriff Roland]

is it too early to get one of them veal samwiches?? sorry I can't order in FRENCH...

humph!

poor Jim....he was wore slap out. Said he's gonna need a couple of days to recover....

Why Jess you don't put in an order - ya just go right in the kitchen & help yerself there!

Ahhh Milli - let US do the hirin', OK? (Where does she get these waitresses!)

[Lumière]

Ahhh Milli - let US do the hirin', OK? (Where does she get these waitresses!)

 

Fine .. pardon me for wanting to help ..! 

2 pints of Coors Light, please ..

[Sheriff Roland]

You got it! Right away

[injest]

Fine .. pardon me for wanting to help ..! 

2 pints of Coors Light, please ..

not like she doesn't have a club to staff, herself....LOL!!

Just save them for OUR club...huh, Milli!!

[Lumière]

Just save them for OUR club...huh, Milli!!

Sure thing!  Plus we pay way better too! 
Hear that Sheriff?  We pay better!