Snuitje's questionnaire!

[mvansand76]

Well, here it is David! 


1. If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be and what would you do with it?

2. If you had to erase somebody from the contact list in your cell phone (and therefore erase that person out of your life), who would it be?

3. Have you ever thrown up on a plane? If yes, did you find the vomit bag in time?

4. Have you ever hugged a tree and felt better afterwards?

5. Do you live in your dream house?

6. Which TV show character would you like to be?

7. Which TV show character would you rather not be?

8. What is the weirdest thing you ever did while you were drunk?

9. What's your worst fashion mistake?

10. If you could send Jake Gyllenhaal a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?

11. If you could send Heath Ledger a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?

12. If you could send president George W. Bush a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?

13. If you could send a text message to anybody, who would it be and what would you say (max. 160 characters)?

14. Have you ever said "I hate you" to somebody you love?

15. Have you ever said "I love you" even though you didn't mean it?

16. What would you do differently if you could do high school all over again?

17. How many times a day do you look in the mirror? Do you like what you see every time?

18. Do you think you will ever be truly fed up with Brokeback Mountain?

19. Who would you like to figure skate with?

20. Which big mystery of the world would you like to see unravelled?

[Shakesthecoffecan]

1. If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be and what would you do with it?
    It would be this old, run down cafe place in an old part of my town that has rooms for rent up stairs, and I would open a honky tonk for my partner and his buddies to play on Saturday night.

2. If you had to erase somebody from the contact list in your cell phone (and therefore erase that person out of your life), who would it be?

Some of my customers who worry the s**t out of me.

3. Have you ever thrown up on a plane? If yes, did you find the vomit bag in time?
 
No, thank whoever.

4. Have you ever hugged a tree and felt better afterwards? Yes, many times.

5. Do you live in your dream house? Yes, thought sometimes it is a nightmare.

6. Which TV show character would you like to be?  Floyd the Barber from the Andy Griffith Show.

7. Which TV show character would you rather not be? Archie Bunker from All in the Family.

8. What is the weirdest thing you ever did while you were drunk? Urinate in the middle of the street.

9. What's your worst fashion mistake? Wearing clothes.

10. If you could send Jake Gyllenhaal a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)? I think your character in Bubbleboy was one of the most underrated performaces of your career.

11. If you could send Heath Ledger a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)? "uh, I dunno, got any new tattoos?"

12. If you could send president George W. Bush a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?

I would not waste my time.

13. If you could send a text message to anybody, who would it be and what would you say (max. 160 characters)?

It would be to my late sister, asking her what its like where she is.

14. Have you ever said "I hate you" to somebody you love? Yes, I have.

15. Have you ever said "I love you" even though you didn't mean it? Yes, I have.

16. What would you do differently if you could do high school all over again? I would be more open, speak to people I was to shy to speak to, and tell a few people off.

17. How many times a day do you look in the mirror? Do you like what you see every time? Two or three, sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

18. Do you think you will ever be truly fed up with Brokeback Mountain? In some ways I am now, but it is more like a filter in my life, I relate things in my life to the story & movie. In that way I will never be without it.

19. Who would you like to figure skate with? The Chippendale Dances would be nice, or maybe Steve Sandvoss.

20. Which big mystery of the world would you like to see unravelled? Amelia Earhart, ever since I was a kid I have wondered about her disappearance.

[mvansand76]

1. If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be and what would you do with it?
Tuschinski movie theater in Amsterdam. I would let Brokeback Mountain play there for the rest of my life!

2. If you had to erase somebody from the contact list in your cell phone (and therefore erase that person out of your life), who would it be?
My lawyer, he's a nice guy but I'd rather not need him.

3. Have you ever thrown up on a plane? If yes, did you find the vomit bag in time?
Yes, I did throw up and yes I did find the vomit bag in time!

4. Have you ever hugged a tree and felt better afterwards?
Yes!

5. Do you live in your dream house?
No way!

6. Which TV show character would you like to be?
Buffy! And then I would kick unjustice in the ass!

7. Which TV show character would you rather not be?
Robert in Everybody Loves Raymond...

8. What is the weirdest thing you ever did while you were drunk?
Sing a really dumb song with a bunch of Argentinians.

9. What's your worst fashion mistake?
The 80's

10. If you could send Jake Gyllenhaal a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
You're cute. But I guess I am not the first one to tell you that, right?  Seriously? Love your work, keep up the good work and please try to come to the Zodiac premiere in Amsterdam and let me accompany you.

11. If you could send Heath Ledger a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
How's Matilda?

12. If you could send president George W. Bush a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
Hey, ever read The Pet Goat?

13. If you could send a text message to anybody, who would it be and what would you say (max. 160 characters)?
My grandpa who I love so much but passed away 5 years ago. It would say: Hey opa, I never told you this, but I love you.

14. Have you ever said "I hate you" to somebody you love?
Yes, to my sister when I was very young and she was gonna tell my parents that I broke a cup while doing the dishes.

15. Have you ever said "I love you" even though you didn't mean it?
Never.

16. What would you do differently if you could do high school all over again?
Nothing really!

17. How many times a day do you look in the mirror? Do you like what you see every time?
Quite often, more times than I can remember probably. Most of the time I am OK with what I see.

18. Do you think you will ever be truly fed up with Brokeback Mountain?
This happened to me with Dances with Wolves years and years ago, so yeah, there is a possibility. I will do everything in my power

19. Who would you like to figure skate with?
The best figure skater in the world!

20. Which big mystery of the world would you like to see unravelled?
What really happened on September 11th 2001.

[Front-Ranger]

Nornally, I don't have enuf time for these but I have to take a few minutes for this one! Thanks, Melissa!!

1. If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be and what would you do with it?
 I would buy an old run-down ranch between TenSleep and Lysite and run cattle and sheep on it, with a friend or two.

2. If you had to erase somebody from the contact list in your cell phone (and therefore erase that person out of your life), who would it be? Um, my boss.

3. Have you ever thrown up on a plane? No, but I did have to go to the bathroom really bad after taking a ride in a helicopter one time.

4. Have you ever hugged a tree and felt better afterwards? Sure, the ponderosa pines on my property.

5. Do you live in your dream house? Yes, though I don't spend much time there these days. And the house I dream about is the tiny little cottage I lived in when I was first on my own. 

6. Which TV show character would you like to be?  Ilya Kuryakin.

7. Which TV show character would you rather not be? Will.

8. What is the weirdest thing you ever did while you were drunk? Went out on a photographic session and took pictures at a sanitarium.

9. What's your worst fashion mistake? Wearing a jacket with Hepburnesque shoulder pads.

10. If you could send Jake Gyllenhaal a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)? I can make you forget about smoking forever.

11. If you could send Heath Ledger a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)? You're doing great, don't stop!

12. If you could send president George W. Bush a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?

Don't make God come down there.

13. If you could send a text message to anybody, who would it be and what would you say (max. 160 characters)? Ang Lee, Thank you.

14. Have you ever said "I hate you" to somebody you love? No, I have never told anybody that I hate them.

15. Have you ever said "I love you" even though you didn't mean it? Yes, but I found out later that I did mean it after all.

16. What would you do differently if you could do high school all over again? I would get to know some girls, instead of just boys.

17. How many times a day do you look in the mirror? Do you like what you see every time? Just when I'm driving and putting my lipstick on at the same time. Rarely.

18. Do you think you will ever be truly fed up with Brokeback Mountain? God I hope not.

19. Who would you like to figure skate with? My son.

20. Which big mystery of the world would you like to see unravelled? Why the Dalai Lama can not go back to Tibet.

[David In Indy]

1. If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be and what would you do with it? The Playboy Mansion. What would I do with it? Turn it into the Playgirl Mansion.

2. If you had to erase somebody from the contact list in your cell phone (and therefore erase that person out of your life), who would it be? My ex boyfriend. And I already did it!

3. Have you ever thrown up on a plane? If yes, did you find the vomit bag in time?Nope. I don't get motion sickness.

4. Have you ever hugged a tree and felt better afterwards?Absolutely!

5. Do you live in your dream house?No. Maybe someday.

6. Which TV show character would you like to be? Jeanie. ("I Dream of Jeanie")

7. Which TV show character would you rather not be?Archie Bunker ("All In the Family")

8. What is the weirdest thing you ever did while you were drunk? Barked at the neighbor's dogs... while I was down on all fours.

9. What's your worst fashion mistake? I accidentally wore a red shirt to a funeral once. Another time I wore tennis shoes to a wedding, and I had a three piece suit on. By the time I noticed my mistake it was too late.

10. If you could send Jake Gyllenhaal a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?Just how much do you and Jack really have in common. I'm dying to find out. Here's my address.

11. If you could send Heath Ledger a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?Get your cute Aussie ass over here, pronto! I'll make dinner. No beans, I promise.

12. If you could send president George W. Bush a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?Who dropped you on your head when you were a baby?

13. If you could send a text message to anybody, who would it be and what would you say (max. 160 characters)?Wow Melissa. These questions are really good. I'd send a text message to my ex lover Cody who died several years ago. I'd make sure he knew that I still loved him. (Well, you said we could send it to anybody!)

14. Have you ever said "I hate you" to somebody you love?Oh NO! Absolutely not!

15. Have you ever said "I love you" even though you didn't mean it?No. "Love" is to powerful of a word to play around with like that.

16. What would you do differently if you could do high school all over again?High school was a nightmare for me. If I could go back, I'd probably try very hard to keep others from figuring out I was gay. (If that's even possible)

17. How many times a day do you look in the mirror? Do you like what you see every time?I look in the mirror far more than I should. No, I don't like what I see every time, especially when it's the first thing I do in the morning.

18. Do you think you will ever be truly fed up with Brokeback Mountain?No. I won't let that happen.

19. Who would you like to figure skate with? Keanu Reeves. But I probably wouldn't do it. I would fall and break my ass if I ever tried to figure skate. I love watching it on television.

20. Which big mystery of the world would you like to see unravelled? Why are we here?



This is one of the best questionnaires I have ever taken Melissa! Congratulations!

You should write some more for us! You're really good at it. 

[mvansand76]

1. If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be and what would you do with it? The Playboy Mansion. What would I do with it? Turn it into the Playgirl Mansion.

8. What is the weirdest thing you ever did while you were drunk? Barked at the neighbor's dogs... while I was down on all fours.

You are so funny! Hahahahaha! 

Nornally, I don't have enuf time for these but I have to take a few minutes for this one! Thanks, Melissa!!

Oh that's so sweet, thank you for taking the time to fill it in!

[Shakesthecoffecan]

Hey, ever read My Little Pet Goat?

Wow, I had to dig for that one, glad I did. Thank you!

 

[ifyoucantfixit]

1. If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be and what would you do with it?
It would be the Herst Mansion, at san simeon cal.. turn it into a bed and breakfast for brokies...

2. If you had to erase somebody from the contact list in your cell phone (and therefore erase that person out of your life), who would it be?
My ex son in law


3. Have you ever thrown up on a plane? If yes, did you find the vomit bag in time?
No but i sure did on a charter fishing boat one time. Barf bag was the Pacific ocean.

4. Have you ever hugged a tree and felt better afterwards?
of course. i live in oregon, we are the original tree huggers..

5. Do you live in your dream house?
see first question

6. Which TV show character would you like to be?
Oprah Winfrey...accomplished, and rich enough to help with that money.

7. Which TV show character would you rather not be?
George Costanza..Seinfeld


8. What is the weirdest thing you ever did while you were drunk?
Only time i ever got drunk ...sick....spun in circles on the bed,,,,no more drunks

9. What's your worst fashion mistake?
Hi Heels,,tripped once,,bad picture

10. If you could send Jake Gyllenhaal a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
Fine young man..fine job...

11. If you could send Heath Ledger a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
Sorry stop with the tattoos....

12. If you could send president George W. Bush a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
Get out, go home, stay there.....repeat as needed.


13. If you could send a text message to anybody, who would it be and what would you say (max. 160 characters)?
To my brother;  please be happy now

14. Have you ever said "I hate you" to somebody you love? NO


15. Have you ever said "I love you" even though you didn't mean it?NO

16. What would you do differently if you could do high school all over again? Go back and slap
that horrible girl that made my grade school years miserable.

17. How many times a day do you look in the mirror? Do you like what you see every time?
no more than necessary...no im not too happy these days with what is there..

18. Do you think you will ever be truly fed up with Brokeback Mountain? I truly hope not.
I want to use it to help people in a positive way for the rest of my life.

19. Who would you like to figure skate with?
im not doing any more of that in my life..

20. Which big mystery of the world would you like to see unravelled?
How did the Egyptians reach such hights, with unexplainablely few people.




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[mvansand76]

Wow, I had to dig for that one, glad I did. Thank you!

 

 

[vijayannavajjala]

" Sounds Interesting.............."

1. If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be and what would you do with it?
It would be "Rajeshwari Nilaya" my old house in India like to open an Garden Hotel...............

2. If you had to erase somebody from the contact list in your cell phone (and therefore erase that person out of your life), who would it be?
My last retaionship.........but I am unable to do it

3. Have you ever thrown up on a plane? If yes, did you find the vomit bag in time?
No

4. Have you ever hugged a tree and felt better afterwards?
Yes.........Neem Tree .........In India they say it's place where Ghosts live...............

5. Do you live in your dream house?
No, Yest to get a chance..............

6. Which TV show character would you like to be?
Donald Trump " APPERENTCIE"

7. Which TV show character would you rather not be?
I don't remeber that personality name the show...........I Love NewYork

8. What is the weirdest thing you ever did while you were drunk?
I don't drink.........

9. What's your worst fashion mistake?
BellBottom with Sandals...............To worst to describe.............

10. If you could send Jake Gyllenhaal a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
A date with him........................

11. If you could send Heath Ledger a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
I love the tatooooooooooooooooos

12. If you could send president George W. Bush a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
Please try to solve your own problems & then think about others.......................


13. If you could send a text message to anybody, who would it be and what would you say (max. 160 characters)?
To my B/F................Plaese Come Back..................I Miss UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

14. Have you ever said "I hate you" to somebody you love? Yes

15. Have you ever said "I love you" even though you didn't mean it? Yes

16. What would you do differently if you could do high school all over again? Like to date with my Class leader..............

17. How many times a day do you look in the mirror? Twice or Thrice..............

18. Do you think you will ever be truly fed up with Brokeback Mountain?
It's almost relevent to my life, I don't...........

19. Who would you like to figure skate with?
Saif....................

20. Which big mystery of the world would you like to see unravelled?
"Barmoda Triangle"................since from childhood I am crazy about this mystry.....................