What a fun poll!
1. Do you have a low startle point? Yes
2. Are you as bad as Jack is at cooking? Jack was a very good potato peeler, much better than me.
3. Ever shot an elk or other animal? No.
4. Was your dad right? Yes.
5. Ever drunk whiskey straight out of the bottle? You bet.
6. Ever slept on the ground beside a campfire? Yes.
7. Ever lived in an apartment above a laundromat (or other retail establishment)? Yes, a florists'. (And I used to go dumpster diving for flowers after they closed.)
8. Are you as good a horseback rider as Lureen -- or can you stay on the horse, anyway? No, that mare always gets lucky with me.
9. Do you know someone named Jack? Yup, my father-in-law.
10. Ever contacted a romantic partner via postcard? You bet.
11. Do you ever bring home freshly caught fish? Sure.
12. Are you worse than Bobby when it comes to losing stuff? No I manage to retain my stuff.
13. Ever socialized with the fire-and-brimstone crowd? Ufnortunately, yes.
14. Would somebody looking around your home comment that you need more furniture? Absolutely not!
15.. Do you watch TV during dinner? No.
16. Ever used an electric knife? No, but I do have a vibrator, latjoreme!
17. Did you pledge Tri Delt -- or some other sorority or fraternity? Not on your f***ing life!
18. Do you remember (or know) how it is, being broke all the time? Yes, I remember.
19. Did your mother keep your bedroom the way it was when you were a kid? She didn't even keep the house!
20. Have you ever scattered someone's ashes? I scatted my cat's ashes, and she was someone.