1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?
Bold enough to play Jack.
Old enough to play Aguirre.
2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?
Alas, we'll never know. My award went to George Clooney.
3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?
I would offer to help Jack wash shirts.
4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?
I don't remember. I was distracted by the news reports.
5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?
Titan Media
6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?
Amphigorey
7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?
"In case of social emergencies, I keep a little blue pill in my pocket..."
8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?
A more interesting question is "Have you ever drank anything from the floor?"
9. Can you name one of your neuroses?
Yes. I call it "Bob."
10. Who is your best friend and why?
My best is [deleted] because we [deleted]. Once we even [deleted] with a [deleted] in the back of [deleted] at his father's [deleted].
Try explaining that to [deleted]. Pretty rough, if you don't mind my saying...