Author Topic: HELLO! Where the FAAARK is everyone? (Read 12994 times)

Ray · « **on:** April 25, 2006, 10:20:31 am »

Oh, pretend you all have real lives why doncha!

moremojo · « **Reply #1 on:** April 25, 2006, 10:25:46 am »

Hey, I'm here, furtively exchanging glances with you guys while I'm supposed to be working! But I know where my priorities are...and they begin with the word 'Brokeback' and end with 'Mountain'!

Ennis and Jack forever...

Scott

Ray · « **Reply #2 on:** April 25, 2006, 10:33:52 am »

It is so bizzare that I'm here in the pitch of night and you guys are wearing ties. Talk to me NOW!

moremojo · « **Reply #3 on:** April 25, 2006, 10:39:32 am »

Quote from: Ray on April 25, 2006, 10:33:52 am

It is so bizzare that I'm here in the pitch of night and you guys are wearing ties. Talk to me NOW!

No ties for me, thank you...can't STAND 'em! My uncle once lived and worked in Melbourne, and he said that ties were de rigueur for work attire in Australia, and he got used to them pretty quickly. What that means for me, of course, is that I could never work in Australia (wouldn't mind visiting one day, perhaps).

Scott

Front-Ranger · « **Reply #4 on:** April 25, 2006, 10:40:35 am »

Hey, Ray. I'm at work but all my compadres are out of town, so I have nothing to do but keep them entertained on their Treos. Wassup. Want to chat?

Front-Ranger · « **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2006, 10:44:14 am »

Since there are 2 or 3 Texans on this board right now, I have to say, Nyah nyah, Avs up by 2!!!

YaadPyar · « **Reply #6 on:** April 25, 2006, 10:53:53 am »

Hi Ray - are you still there? Maybe join us int he chat room?

henrypie · « **Reply #7 on:** April 25, 2006, 11:07:12 am »

Hi Rayray.
I'm here but you ain't.
Faaaark!
Sssss

chefjudy · « **Reply #8 on:** April 25, 2006, 11:27:32 am »

well I was here earlier and no one was on then either - must be a busy day at work for most..................

Flashframe777 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 25, 2006, 12:06:26 pm »

Here!

David · « **Reply #10 on:** April 25, 2006, 12:25:07 pm »

Wearing Ties? Hell, you should be wondering if I'm wearing pants!

Front-Ranger · « **Reply #11 on:** April 25, 2006, 12:40:24 pm »

U and Ray with yr pants!!

DeeDee · « **Reply #12 on:** April 25, 2006, 12:54:16 pm »

Quote from: DavidinHartford on April 25, 2006, 12:25:07 pm

Wearing Ties? Hell, you should be wondering if I'm wearing pants!

LMAO...

isabelle · « **Reply #13 on:** April 25, 2006, 03:11:16 pm »

You know I'm here, but 'often' here right now cos I'm on HOLIDAY everyone, haha!! Otherwise, I seem to be at odds with everyone else, as far as time is concerned. I'm in between Australia and America, so in my normal waking and working time, it's not easy to be around at the same time as you lot!

And yes I have a life Ray. It's called Brokeback Mountain on dvd, now

RouxB · « **Reply #14 on:** April 25, 2006, 03:30:41 pm »

Hey Ray!

I'm not wearing pants or a tie or pantihose either for that matter. Takin' a break, eating my Cashew Chicken Salad and talking to you. Got my "out to lunch" sign hanging in my hair.

henrypie · « **Reply #15 on:** April 25, 2006, 03:40:37 pm »

The pants-no pants discussion takes on another aspect when viewed by those to whom "pants" means "underpants."

Although really, trouser without undies is no big deal compared with undies with no trousers.

isabelle · « **Reply #16 on:** April 25, 2006, 03:50:50 pm »

Quote from: henrypie on April 25, 2006, 03:40:37 pm

The pants-no pants discussion takes on another aspect when viewed by those to whom "pants" means "underpants."

Although really, trouser without undies is no big deal compared with undies with no trousers.

Hey exactly! I thought there were all being a bit daring there, telling everyone there were going around bare-bottomed!

YaadPyar · « **Reply #17 on:** April 25, 2006, 03:59:20 pm »

Anyone ever see Tobias on Arrested Development who suffers from being a 'never nude'? He is never completely naked, even in the shower...he always has a pair of cut-off jeans shorts on no matter what.

It's one of the funniest things ever in the history of television. Do yourself a favor and rent the DVD if you haven't.

Chanterais · « **Reply #18 on:** April 25, 2006, 04:07:03 pm »

I'm studying for exams, so no, I have no life. I am trying to be very very good and not spend much time here, because I can get sucked in so quickly, and then - boom! There goes an hour that could be devoted to studying the historical implications of religious castration rituals in the 19th century Asante empire. Good times.

Pants: check
Undies: check
Gun pressed to temple: check

But I'll be back, one day. If the army don't get me.

henrypie · « **Reply #19 on:** April 25, 2006, 04:08:17 pm »

Lord, I love Arrested Development.

At summer camp the year I was 11, there was a girl who would not take off the bottom half of her swimsuit in the shower. We had group showers. She probably already had, you know, hair down there, and would not ever show her crotch. Poor thing.

It is a wonder and a mystery that we survive puberty.

henrypie · « **Reply #20 on:** April 25, 2006, 04:09:43 pm »

Hey chantie,
Is the castration associated with a coming-of-age ritual?

Again, thanking God that I survived.

YaadPyar · « **Reply #21 on:** April 25, 2006, 04:19:34 pm »

Quote from: henrypie on April 25, 2006, 04:08:17 pm

Lord, I love Arrested Development.

Hey cutiepie - why don't cha come on over and we'll have an A.D. marathon. I've got the entire first two seasons on DVD, and am on the waitlist for season 3. Did you see the last 4 episodes? Was that pure genius? I want to get arrested and sent to see Judge Reinhold, and have my fate determined by the Hung Jury.

henrypie · « **Reply #22 on:** April 25, 2006, 04:31:12 pm »

Ooh wee, I'd love to, except for the 1000 or so miles.

I have by no means seen every episode, and I don't think I saw any of the last four.

I've got gaps to fill, gaps to fill.

Chanterais · « **Reply #23 on:** April 25, 2006, 04:32:04 pm »

Quote from: henrypie on April 25, 2006, 04:08:17 pm

It is a wonder and a mystery that we survive puberty.

And how. Even at 24, I still can't quite shake that feeling of "Oh, god. I wish I could flick my hair flirtatiously like Katie. And what if nobody wants to sit with me at lunch? And why do I get a funny feeling in my tummy when I think about Michael J. Fox?"

Quote from: henrypie on April 25, 2006, 04:09:43 pm

Hey chantie,
Is the castration associated with a coming-of-age ritual?

Again, thanking God that I survived.

Yes, generally speaking, but only for lucky, lucky boys who were being groomed to enter the royal court. Eunuchs being politically "safe", they were highly sought after to be diplomats and ministers and the like. No worries that they would be shagging the king's wives, or being susceptible to honey-traps. Testicles: good for sex, bad for politics.

henrypie · « **Reply #24 on:** April 25, 2006, 04:34:43 pm »

I can think of politicians I'd like to castrate.
Or who maybe could have benefited from a visit from the ball-fairy because they have none, and have to strut around like they got twelve. Mothafuckah!

Michael J. Fox?
Awwww.

Chanterais · « **Reply #25 on:** April 25, 2006, 04:39:51 pm »

Ball fairy! *tea splattered all over the laptop*

Oh, H'pie, if I ever change my handle, it will be to Ball Fairy. In fact, you all may just refer to me as B.F. from now on.

Yes, Michael J. Fox. Back to the Future. Hubba hubba. Fuck, he was even sexy in Teen Wolf. I've got problems.

henrypie · « **Reply #26 on:** April 25, 2006, 04:47:18 pm »

Now I'm not sure if the Ball Fairy leaves ball under your pillow, or takes them from under your pillow.

P.S. my tooth fairy used to leave me a quarter and a book. Isn't that bitchin? I was always bummed that my friends got a whole dollar, but now I'm so glad I got books. When I had five teeth pulled I got $1.25 and five books, including Cracker Jackson by Betsy Byars. I don't remember the others.

Ray · « **Reply #27 on:** April 25, 2006, 05:15:57 pm »

OH! Have a conversation while I'm asleep why doncha!

Good morning everyone. I'm sitting here COMPLETLY NUDE. AHHA! Both balls intact and my picture of MJF by my side.

I was feeling a little too much solitude last night. Still adjusting back to not having the family around. I went into the chat room and wandered around for a while, repositioned a chair or two, hung some balloons, but nobody came. Anyhoo, it's a beautiful day and I'm off to have a life.

PS Celeste. I have just finished watching season one of Arrested Development. I'm hooked. The mother is hilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaareous!

henrypie · « **Reply #28 on:** April 25, 2006, 05:28:20 pm »

Hi Ray, bye Ray.

Hey, the mother in Arrested Development: she's played by Jessica Walter. I was flipping through channels not too long ago and stopped on a movie starring Clint Eastwood, and his girlfriend, or whoever she was, was Jessica Walter, all hot and thirty years ago. I'm probably a big lame-o for not having been aware of her before.

Kelda · « **Reply #29 on:** April 26, 2006, 03:37:14 am »

Quote from: Ray on April 25, 2006, 05:15:57 pm

Re: HELLO! Where the FAAARK is everyone?

Hello schweet pea.. I'm here (although at work! so can't stay on for very long but will pop in evry so often over the next few hrs babe!)

isabelle · « **Reply #30 on:** April 26, 2006, 03:38:45 am »

So Ray, what's the lingo in Australia? Do you wear pants under your trousers, or undies under your pants? Yeah, maybe you wear neither, but in general? Other people I mean??
I am not being unhealthily obsessed

, you know, I just like to get my vocab right! Like, I'm wondering what word pops to your mind when you spot a sexy man: 'wow, I'd like to rip his pants off', which for an American won't sound all that hot (what do you do then with the undies?), but will for a Brit.
And if I ever manage to get to the other side of the world, where the kangaroos hop about and the morning skies look so gorgeous, I'd like to be sure exactly what to expect if I need to see a doctor and I'm told to take my "pants" off

Ray · « **Reply #31 on:** April 26, 2006, 04:19:02 am »

WHAT BANGLES THE DANGLE DOWNUNDER 101

Cool dudes and dudettes wear boxers that can be seen above the top of the pants. The more boxer shorts visible, the cooler you are. I tried being cool but kept tripping over my looooooooooooooooooooow riding pants and looking decidedly uncool with my face caressing the dirt!

Free spirits wear NO underwear at all. This can be problematic for those genetically blessed, but then I imagine the genetically blessed see it more of an advantage! This method, better known as 'free balling' is conducive to having lots of babies, both for healthy sperm, and healthy interest from potential mates.

Those whose primary life interest is stamp collecting, chess, computer hacking, and/or whose mother buys their clothes wear Y-fronts. These are a close cousin to the nana bloomer and often stink like cat piss or worse. DO NOT DRESS YOUR CHILDREN IN Y-FRONTS!

Trendys wear tight fitting briefs that celebrate the lines and make love to the curves. Many brands are available and are hip when only the brand name shows above the belt line. Cologne frangrance manufacturer or pop songstress labels are preferable. If you HAVE to wear Target of Kmart 12 pack knickers, always ensure that the brand label flaps from your tail and not the washing instructions. NOT a good look!

Pants and trousers are worn with suits and usually have darts!

Slacks are worn by Richard Simmons.

Jeans are hot

Belted shorts are NOT!

Armys are in

Three quarter cargos belong in the bin

Peter Heaters , leather, rubber, and PVC are fetish

LYCRA IS OUT!!!!!!

And remember test your testicles for lumps at every opportunity!

This can however be a difficult task as Dylan Moran would say, as you are looking for lumps in a bag of ....LUMPS!

And contrary to popular belief, we do NOT have kangaroos bounding around our back yards![/list]

isabelle · « **Reply #32 on:** April 26, 2006, 04:43:12 am »

Quote from: Ray on April 26, 2006, 04:19:02 am

And contrary to popular belief, we do NOT have kangaroos bounding around our back yards![/list]

Awwww, Rayyyyy, you just broke my dream there!
But thanks for the vocab lesson, and err... nice undies.

Ray · « **Reply #33 on:** April 26, 2006, 04:49:41 am »

However..., should you come visiting, I can arrange for something to go bounding around the backyard!

isabelle · « **Reply #34 on:** April 26, 2006, 04:59:20 am »

Oh my goodness, I daren't imagine what that would be now! Or I do, but my mind seems to be getting ditier by the day, hanging around with you, and you, and you... Too much holiday!

delalluvia · « **Reply #35 on:** April 26, 2006, 08:38:41 am »

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This method, better known as 'free balling' is conducive to having lots of babies, both for healthy sperm, and healthy interest from potential mates.

Heh, Aussies are so free and easy. You know how militaristic we are here in the U.S. Ray. We call it 'going commando'.

YaadPyar · « **Reply #36 on:** April 26, 2006, 10:47:25 am »

Quote from: Ray on April 25, 2006, 05:15:57 pm

PS Celeste. I have just finished watching season one of Arrested Development. I'm hooked. The mother is hilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaareous!

Oh, excellent Ray. As soon as cutiepie and I work out the time travel problems, you can join us for a 3-season marathon. I don't have a favorite character, as I love them all, but Tobias's sexual orientation issues as just precious!

Chanterais · « **Reply #37 on:** April 26, 2006, 01:16:06 pm »

To honour and celebrate a post which must go on the Chez Tremblay's Greatest Hits, I am announcing that today I am free-boobing. Off goes the bra! No more underwires for me!

I would have liked to take off my undies, but I'm not that kind of girl. Trousers without undies just feel so unsecure. I'll leave that to you, my love. May you produce many babies and attract many mates!

Oh, and just so everyone is fully informed (Jesus, the things I've revealed on this board!), I go for white cotton panties. Always white. Pure, you know. Like me.

What are the rest of you sporting? I ache to know. Don't worry, it's for sober research purposes, not for my disgusting little imagination.

isabelle · « **Reply #38 on:** April 26, 2006, 01:35:57 pm »

Chanterais (are you drunk, or normally 'high'?!) I gave up bras a while ago myself, except to go to work (hey, my classes are full of testosterone loaded teenagers/ young adults, and progesterone loaded for the girls

Maybe i shouldn't write the rest of the sentence...
As for panties as I call them, I go for colours, colours, colours, when I do wear some, that is. Well, Chanterais, I am after all French!

chefjudy · « **Reply #39 on:** April 26, 2006, 02:30:55 pm »

whoa - way too much info, but I defend your right to say it...............lol

Ray · « **Reply #40 on:** April 26, 2006, 05:43:43 pm »

Quote from: delalluvia on April 26, 2006, 08:38:41 am

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This method, better known as 'free balling' is conducive to having lots of babies, both for healthy sperm, and healthy interest from potential mates.

Heh, Aussies are so free and easy. You know how militaristic we are here in the U.S. Ray. We call it 'going commando'.

Del, I'm a free spirit by the way, (Sorry Judy). I have owned one pair of undies in the last ten years to wear to respectable occassions such as funerals, but then I realised that there were more important stiffs in the room and that one pair of undies just ended up being another painting rag.

chefjudy · « **Reply #41 on:** April 26, 2006, 06:03:43 pm »

actually I have known a few "free spirits" in my time, including my Dad back in his forties, I just thought it was funny - my Mom of course was horrified - I guess it's whatever blows your skirt up............

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