Author Topic: HELLO! Where the FAAARK is everyone?  (Read 13011 times)

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Re: HELLO! Where the FAAARK is everyone?
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2006, 12:25:07 pm »
Wearing Ties?     Hell, you should be wondering if I'm wearing pants!     :laugh:

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Re: HELLO! Where the FAAARK is everyone?
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2006, 12:40:24 pm »
U and Ray with yr pants!!
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Re: HELLO! Where the FAAARK is everyone?
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2006, 12:54:16 pm »
Wearing Ties?     Hell, you should be wondering if I'm wearing pants!     :laugh:

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Re: HELLO! Where the FAAARK is everyone?
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2006, 03:11:16 pm »
You know I'm here, but 'often' here right now cos I'm on HOLIDAY everyone, haha!! Otherwise, I seem to be at odds with everyone else, as far as time is concerned. I'm in between Australia and America, so in my normal waking and working time, it's not easy to be around at the same time as you lot!

And yes I have a life Ray. It's called Brokeback Mountain on dvd, now  ;D
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Re: HELLO! Where the FAAARK is everyone?
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2006, 03:30:41 pm »
Hey Ray!

I'm not wearing pants or a tie or pantihose either for that matter. Takin' a break, eating my Cashew Chicken Salad and talking to you. Got my "out to lunch" sign hanging in my hair.

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Re: HELLO! Where the FAAARK is everyone?
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2006, 03:40:37 pm »
The pants-no pants discussion takes on another aspect when viewed by those to whom "pants" means "underpants."

Although really, trouser without undies is no big deal compared with undies with no trousers.

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Re: HELLO! Where the FAAARK is everyone?
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2006, 03:50:50 pm »
The pants-no pants discussion takes on another aspect when viewed by those to whom "pants" means "underpants."

Although really, trouser without undies is no big deal compared with undies with no trousers.

Hey exactly! I thought there were all being a bit daring there, telling everyone there were going around bare-bottomed!
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Re: HELLO! Where the FAAARK is everyone?
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2006, 03:59:20 pm »
Anyone ever see Tobias on Arrested Development who suffers from being a 'never nude'?  He is never completely naked, even in the shower...he always has a pair of cut-off jeans shorts on no matter what.

It's one of the funniest things ever in the history of television.  Do yourself a favor and rent the DVD if you haven't.
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Re: HELLO! Where the FAAARK is everyone?
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2006, 04:07:03 pm »
I'm studying for exams, so no, I have no life.  I am trying to be very very good and not spend much time here, because I can get sucked in so quickly, and then - boom!  There goes an hour that could be devoted to studying the historical implications of religious castration rituals in the 19th century Asante empire.  Good times.

Pants: check
Undies: check
Gun pressed to temple: check

But I'll be back, one day.  If the army don't get me.

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Re: HELLO! Where the FAAARK is everyone?
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2006, 04:08:17 pm »
Lord, I love Arrested Development.

At summer camp the year I was 11, there was a girl who would not take off the bottom half of her swimsuit in the shower.  We had group showers.  She probably already had, you know, hair down there, and would not ever show her crotch.  Poor thing.

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