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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #450 on: February 23, 2021, 05:14:14 pm »

Q.  What would have Lureen's mating call sounded like?

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Q. Why was the apartment over the laundromat empty before Ennis and Alma moved in?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #451 on: February 23, 2021, 09:08:10 pm »
Q. Why was the apartment over the laundromat empty before Ennis and Alma moved in?


A.  It was the scene of a murder/suicide.  I won't get into it, too grisly.

Q.  Why didn't Lureen's mother talk much in the movie?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #452 on: February 24, 2021, 12:39:50 pm »
Q.  Why didn't Lureen's mother talk much in the movie?

A. Her husband told her to "keep mum."

Q. What did Ennis keep in his creel case?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #453 on: February 24, 2021, 03:27:43 pm »

Q. What did Ennis keep in his creel case?

A. An unused fishing line that hadn't touched water in its life. And some spuds and powdered milk in case they run out.

Q. Why did Jenny have asthma attacks?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #454 on: February 24, 2021, 06:46:32 pm »
Q. Why did Jenny have asthma attacks?

A.  Result of exposure to Ennis' and Alma's second hand smoke.

Q.  Whatever happened to Bobby?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #455 on: February 25, 2021, 01:21:31 pm »

Q.  Whatever happened to Bobby?


A. He grew up, killed his grandfather, married his grandmother and moved to Mexico. Where it's warm.

Q. Why didn't the Basque find another job where he didn't have to put up with Aguirre?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #456 on: February 25, 2021, 05:09:45 pm »
Q. Why didn't the Basque find another job where he didn't have to put up with Aguirre?

A.  Because he was a masochist!

Q.  Did Aguirre ever find ranchers he liked?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #457 on: February 26, 2021, 05:37:53 pm »
Q.  Did Aguirre ever find ranchers he liked?

A. No! People like Aguirre never like anything or anyone.

Q. If Ennis and Alma had had a boy, what would his name have been?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #458 on: February 27, 2021, 12:58:15 am »
Q. If Ennis and Alma had had a boy, what would his name have been?


A.  Duh!  Ennis Jr.

Q.  How many cats pissed on the tent?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #459 on: February 27, 2021, 04:49:14 pm »

Q.  How many cats pissed on the tent?

A. None. Aguierre had poured some artificial cat piss smelling stuff onto it, just to make them miserable.

Q. How many of the Chilean sheep did they bring down the mountain?

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