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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #510 on: April 26, 2021, 04:23:04 pm »

Q.  did Jack and Ennis ever exchange Christmas gifts?

A. No, they rather spent the money on whisky and cigarettes.

Q. How many kids did Alma and Monroe have?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #511 on: April 27, 2021, 05:58:33 pm »
Q. How many kids did Alma and Monroe have?

A.  They had 6, because with Alma Jr. and Jenny, that made 8, and 8 is enough.

Q.  Did Monroe ever sell the store?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #512 on: April 28, 2021, 04:13:35 pm »

Q.  Did Monroe ever sell the store?

A. Yes, he decided to become a movie star, sold the store and moved to LA with Alma and the kids. Unfortunately, he failed miserably at his new career.

Q. Who taught Jenny to sing?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #513 on: April 28, 2021, 09:02:56 pm »
Q. Who taught Jenny to sing?

A.  She was self taught.

Q.  Was Alma a good cook?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #514 on: April 29, 2021, 02:36:32 pm »

Q.  Was Alma a good cook?

A. Compared to BetterMost beans she was an exquisite cook.

Q. Was Aguirre married?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #515 on: May 01, 2021, 09:44:01 pm »
Q. Was Aguirre married?

A.  Um.....no!

Q.  Who would have him?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #516 on: May 02, 2021, 01:29:18 pm »

Q.  Who would have him?

A. His mom would probably be able to find someone.

Q. Did Jack's parents ever meet Bobby?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #517 on: May 06, 2021, 08:55:34 pm »
Q. Did Jack's parents ever meet Bobby?

A.  They threw the baby shower.

Q.  Did Bobby ever crash a tractor?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #518 on: May 07, 2021, 08:03:04 am »

Q.  Did Bobby ever crash a tractor?

A. No, Jack had trained him well.

Q. How did Ma Twist celebrate Pentecost?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #519 on: May 09, 2021, 11:28:36 am »
Q. How did Ma Twist celebrate Pentecost?

A.  She'd sing "Water Walkin' Jesus"

Q.  Did Pa Twist celebrate with her?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!