There's got to be a pair of deuces figuring in there somewhere, too, don't you think?
And for just one more dumbass question: How do I get my sig into this field?
Hi, shortfiction.
Let's see if I can help you out with adding a signature.
Towards the top of your screen, click on the blue rectangle that says PROFILE. It's in the line that says HOME, FRONT, HELP, CHAT, etc.
On the new page that appears, click on "Forum Profile Information" (on the left).
On the new page that appears, scroll down to Signature. You'll see a space where you type in what you want to use.
Then click on "Change Profile" at the bottom.