I swiped this magazine out of a doctor's office today. I don't think it had even been read. Does that make me a bad person? I don't think so. I was meant to have it.

Good for you, Leslie. I paid $3.95!
Dear Leslie, you were the first person I called after I heard the news, one year ago. The news banner had stuff about the stock market most of the day, so when I refreshed the page that afternoon, I almost didn't notice: Actor Heath Ledger found dead in NY apartment. I thought it was a prank. But of course it wasn't.
After you, I called Meryl. She was on the streets of NYC somewhere, and hadn't yet heard. Better to hear from another Brokie, I guess.
Then I left a message for RouxB. Y'all were my favorite Heathens. Still are!
