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Offline Jeff Wrangler

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #2430 on: March 28, 2008, 10:10:14 pm »
Bats eat bugs.

Unfortunately, they also carry rabies.  :-\
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #2431 on: March 28, 2008, 10:16:32 pm »
Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on March 28, 2008, 10:10:14 pm
Bats eat bugs.

Unfortunately, they also carry rabies.  :-\

and they turn into vampires and suck your blood!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #2432 on: March 28, 2008, 10:17:04 pm »
Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on March 28, 2008, 10:10:14 pm
Bats eat bugs.

Unfortunately, they also carry rabies.  :-\

Rather have the bugs.  Safer, probably.
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #2433 on: March 28, 2008, 10:50:18 pm »
Once, after a night of being tormented by a bat, I found the thing hanging upside down in the downstairs bedroom. I got the broom and knocked it onto the bed and it woke up, but was wrapped up in a sheet then.

I carried that thing outside and it was hollering "Eeeee, Eeeee, Eeeeee" and my cats @ the time, Sheriqua and Sheniqua, were like WTH! And I unfurled the sheet and it flapped its wings and levitated right off into the woods.
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #2434 on: March 28, 2008, 10:51:25 pm »
shit!

I would've run screaming!    :laugh:
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #2435 on: March 29, 2008, 12:11:05 am »
Truman, that's a terrible story!  That bat could have really hurt you. 

Double yuck!
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #2436 on: March 29, 2008, 09:36:13 am »
I think it is too early for them.

A friend of mine had bats evicted from her attic and the guy that did the job I think had spent too much time in the attic itself. He talked like LaShawn on steroids. You can't put excluder devices on a house until after the 26th of August because that is when all the bat babies are supposed to be on their own.

Their should be a patron saint for people needing to excape people who are annoying.
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #2437 on: March 29, 2008, 03:02:39 pm »

Happy Saturday, BetterMost!!!!




How you doin'?
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #2438 on: March 29, 2008, 03:24:53 pm »
Happy Saturday Chuck!!

Rainy and 42 degrees -- not good yard work weather......soooo --- I stayed in bed until after noon!!!  :P (I got up a couple times to tend the dogs, tho.)

How late did you sleep in?
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #2439 on: March 29, 2008, 04:37:03 pm »
Quote from: Shasta542 on March 29, 2008, 03:24:53 pm
Happy Saturday Chuck!!

Rainy and 42 degrees -- not good yard work weather......soooo --- I stayed in bed until after noon!!!  :P (I got up a couple times to tend the dogs, tho.)

How late did you sleep in?



Ohhhhh.....I stayed in bed until 10am!   It felt soooo good!


I am doing dinner out with a friend tonight.  ;D  Yaaaaaaaay!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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