Cellar Scribblings

[loneleeb3]

Maybe Chuck should have gone to the show with Guido.

Guido the killer Pimp??

[CellarDweller]

My cousin Guido, and his partner, Mike.  They couldn't come to the bbq today, they had tickets to a show.

[Katie77]

Got this in the mail the other day.......I've certainly had many barbecues like this one.....

BBQ   RULES
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....

( The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

[Penthesilea]

Got this in the mail the other day.......I've certainly had many barbecues like this one.....

BBQ   RULES
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....

( The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

That's funny to read, but the sad thing is that I bet it's true for 90% of heterosexual couples

[Kelda]

My cousin Guido, and his partner, Mike.  They couldn't come to the bbq today, they had tickets to a show.

So when I hear Guido - i think of this little guy and his two daddy's Joe & Bill from the amazing race!

[optom3]

Got this in the mail the other day.......I've certainly had many barbecues like this one.....

BBQ   RULES
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....

( The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

That is soo true it's almost not funny.I dread it when my husband comes home with a whole load of meat and utters the immortal words,I thought we would have A BBQ  and save you the cooking.
All the above happens, several marinades, assorted salads, which I have to go out to the supermarket and buy the ingredients for.
The final straw occurs when the burnt offerings arrive fresh from the grill and if I am  not quite able to pull off the, that looks delicious face,he turns away sulking and muttering, that's the last time I offer to cook.
Oh please let that be true.Only it never is.

[Kelda]

Got this in the mail the other day.......I've certainly had many barbecues like this one.....

BBQ   RULES
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....

( The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

 

[Penthesilea]

That is soo true it's almost not funny.I dread it when my husband comes home with a whole load of meat and utters the immortal words,I thought we would have A BBQ  and save you the cooking.
All the above happens, several marinades, assorted salads, which I have to go out to the supermarket and buy the ingredients for.
The final straw occurs when the burnt offerings arrive fresh from the grill and if I am  not quite able to pull off the, that looks delicious face,he turns away sulking and muttering, that's the last time I offer to cook.
Oh please let that be true.Only it never is.

q.e.d.

[CellarDweller]

Happy Monday, BetterMost!!!!

Hiya BetterMost friends!

I hope that everyone had a great weekend, and that everyone who has a three day weekend today, is enjoying the extra day!

I was at a BBQ on Saturday, with about 25  of my cousins.  Then yesterday, we celebrated my niece's bday, and the fact she got her driver's license.

Today is a rest day. 

How is everyone?

[Brokeback_Dev]

Hey Chuck.  Congrats to your niece.  DL is quite a right of passage.