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Offline Katie77

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5140 on: February 01, 2009, 10:37:31 pm »
Heres a little poem for ALL OF US.......

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my backside
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work..
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into.
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5141 on: February 01, 2009, 10:40:05 pm »
OMG!

I LOVE IT!!!


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


And it's funny you should post a poem, I'm about to put one up in my poetry section.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5142 on: February 01, 2009, 11:28:21 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on February 01, 2009, 08:36:28 pm
Hiya everyone!

Geeez, it's amazing what you can accomplish if you decide to turn off the computer!

:D :D :D

I finished cleaning the attic, I cleaned the bathroom in the basement, cleaned the "finished" half of the basement where the computer is, and cleaned my room.  That involved ripping all the crap off the walls, scrubbing them down, dismantling the entertainment center that I no longer use, getting all my books in order, rearranging the furniture, buying some new paint to freshen it up, and put all my Brokeback stuff into one location.

Oh, I took one break in the day, to see "Milk".  Other than that, I never left the rooms I was cleaning.  But it's done!

Wow, I envy you.  I took a break from the computer today, and when I got back there were a million pages more, and a whole new thread!  ;)

The computer is the devil.  Think of all the hours we'll never get back!  :P  ::)
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5143 on: February 01, 2009, 11:29:03 pm »
Quote from: Katie77 on February 01, 2009, 10:37:31 pm
Heres a little poem for ALL OF US.......

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my backside
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work..
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into.
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.

 Too true, all too true.... ::)
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5144 on: February 02, 2009, 12:01:14 am »
Quote from: Meryl on February 01, 2009, 11:28:21 pm


The computer is the devil.  Think of all the hours we'll never get back!  :P  ::)

NO NO NO.......

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5145 on: February 02, 2009, 02:45:42 am »
Quote from: southendmd on February 01, 2009, 02:35:18 pm
I think he outsources it to this guy:




OMG, that's my man! I want him! He even irons shirts. Shirts are the worst thing to iron ever. Tell you what: in winter, I iron only the collar of my husband's shirts, then he puts a pullover over the shirt ;D.



Hey Chuck! Seems like you were the cleany uppy fairy today :).

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Geeez, it's amazing what you can accomplish if you decide to turn off the computer!

Ain't that the truth?


The poem was so funny, Sue ;D.
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5146 on: February 02, 2009, 07:42:49 am »

Hiya BetterMost friends!!!!



I can't believe that it's Monday already!  Damn....the weekends fly by too quickly.

 >:(

Oh, today is the day that I have an appointment with the personal trainer at the gym!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5147 on: February 02, 2009, 07:44:41 am »
Hiya Fiona, Susie, Meryl, Paul, and Chrissi!

thanks for stoping by!

and Paul, no way I could be that guy.  I'd never be that high up!

lmao!

I wouldn't move, I'd be afraid of falling over the edge. :laugh:
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5148 on: February 02, 2009, 09:08:25 am »
Hi Chuck.  Have a good day even if it is Monday. ;)
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #5149 on: February 02, 2009, 09:42:15 am »
Quote from: CellarDweller on February 02, 2009, 07:44:41 am
I wouldn't move, I'd be afraid of falling over the edge. :laugh:

You're already over the edge, dahlin'. :-*
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