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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #9820 on: May 23, 2011, 07:56:37 am »
Hiya BetterMost friends.



Well, here we are, back at Monday.

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The joke I wanted to play on my coworkers today fell apart.  I had left a note in my cube about "going to be raptured" and wishing them luck.  When I came in today, instead of going to the 4th floor, I went to the third floor, and signed on there.  I was going to leave my cube empty and let them wonder where I was, with this big note about being raptured staring them in the faces.

:laugh:

However, the computer on the 3rd floor wouldn't let me access my emails, and that's how I handle my customers' needs, so I couldn't be without it.  I ended up going up to the fouth floor and signing on in my usual spot.


Today's travel destination:

Hong Kong, China.


Hong Kong's forest of sky-scraping banks and trading companies include the work of renowned modern architects, I. M. Pei, whose Bank of China Building catches the afternoon sun.




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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #9821 on: May 23, 2011, 12:00:33 pm »
The joke I wanted to play on my coworkers today fell apart.  I had left a note in my cube about "going to be raptured" and wishing them luck.  When I came in today, instead of going to the 4th floor, I went to the third floor, and signed on there.  I was going to leave my cube empty and let them wonder where I was, with this big note about being raptured staring them in the faces.

:laugh:

However, the computer on the 3rd floor wouldn't let me access my emails, and that's how I handle my customers' needs, so I couldn't be without it.  I ended up going up to the fouth floor and signing on in my usual spot.

 :laugh:

Would have been a good joke if it had worked, Chuck.
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #9822 on: May 23, 2011, 12:54:45 pm »
:laugh:

Would have been a good joke if it had worked, Chuck.
It would! Had anyone seen it by the time u got back to ur normal cube??
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #9823 on: May 23, 2011, 02:46:18 pm »
I'm sure they didn't.  I'm usually one of the first ones in.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #9824 on: May 23, 2011, 07:05:53 pm »
bugger, it would have been a good joke

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #9825 on: May 24, 2011, 07:50:39 am »
Hiya BetterMost friends.



Quite a change in the weather here today!  For the past week it's been damp, cold and rainy.  Today, it's supposed to be humid and in the 80s.

Ugh!  I hate humidity!!!

bugger, it would have been a good joke

Yeah, it would've been funny, too bad I wasn't able to go through with it.  But as one of my coworkers said:  "There's always time for more pranks."

>:D

Today's travel destination:

Golden Gate Bridge, San Francisco, Ca.


The Golden Gate Bridge is a suspension bridge spanning the Golden Gate, the opening of the San Francisco Bay into the Pacific Ocean. As part of both U.S. Route 101 and California State Route 1, the structure links the city of San Francisco on the northern tip of the San Francisco Peninsula to Marin County. The Golden Gate Bridge was the longest suspension bridge span in the world when it was completed in 1937, and has become one of the most internationally recognized symbols of San Francisco, California, and of the United States.



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #9826 on: May 25, 2011, 07:56:20 am »
Hiya BetterMost friends.



The humidity is gone, and the sun is out!

;D

Have my car in the shop for a routine oil change, and to get the front wipers replaced.  Shouldn't be too expensive.

Today's travel destination:

Lake Titicaca, Boliva & Peru.


The highest navigable lake in the world, Lake Titicaca (stop laughing) lies at 12,500 feet above sea leve, a luminescent gem of singular beauty.  The Uros Indains created the lakes floating islands centuries ago, and a few of them are still inhabited by their decendants.



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #9827 on: May 26, 2011, 08:08:57 am »
Hiya BetterMost friends.



So, who has good plans for the holiday weekend here?   I'll be going to a casino on Sunday, and a BBQ with friends on Monday.

;D

Today's travel destination:

Bergen, Norway

A statue of Ludvig Holberg, considered the father of modern Noregian and Danish literature, looks out over Bergen, which achieved its greatest prosperity as a bustling mercant center in the days of the medieval trade cartel known as the Hanseatic League.  Today, the city is the gateway to Norway's stunning fjord country.



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #9828 on: May 26, 2011, 01:10:27 pm »
I have an awesome plan for the weekend, Chuck.  On Saturday at 2, I'm going over to my favorite high-school teacher's house.  I haven't seen her in 28 years.  She's 87 years' old now, and she was overjoyed to hear from me the other day.  So, I'll take her flowers, and we'll cry and we'll laugh.  We're both excited beyond belief.  I can't think of anything better than that.
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #9829 on: May 26, 2011, 02:36:51 pm »
That's wonderful that you'll be able to see her, Mandy, after 28 years.
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