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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12000 on: May 20, 2013, 10:49:31 am »
So proud of you Chucky.......you are my hero........







I'm thinking I sense sarcasm.     :laugh:


Chuckie, you need a glass and a postcard (or something similar) for catching flying insects. Wait till it lands on some reachable surface (and mostly the lil buggers choose the window pane because of the light), put the glass over it, slide the postcard between the window pane and the glass, et voilà! Then you can study it thoroughly through the safety of the glass and set it free outside completely unharmed. :)
If you shoo them around wildly, they only get aggressive because they're attacked.

Uh huh!  If I get that close to it, that I can use a glass and post card, whats to stop it from ripping off my arm?

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12001 on: May 20, 2013, 11:46:41 am »

Uh huh!  If I get that close to it, that I can use a glass and post card, whats to stop it from ripping off my arm?


You know, there are people especially trained to help people like you ....
(scroll down, then way down)




























......trained to help bug-phobics ........








































These merry young men from Sweden can help you, Chuck! They'll make you a glass with a stem from Stockholm to NJ ( :-X) and when another bug is mean to you, just call one of our Swedish Brokies and they'll catch it for you. ;) :laugh:

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12002 on: May 20, 2013, 04:47:22 pm »

Had a date last night with the guy from bowling (Rich) it was a good time.  We had a few laughs, got to know each other, and he already said he wants a second date, and I got a kiss goodnight!  ;D

Yay! Go, Chuckie!

Maybe that's why you were feeling blah, coz you had such a nice time, and work really is blah compared to that. And maybe you missed him already?

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12003 on: May 20, 2013, 04:52:04 pm »
So proud of you Chucky.......you are my hero........




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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12004 on: May 20, 2013, 04:58:29 pm »
Great idea (uhm....I think...), Chrissi.

So with that giant stem someone in Sweden could actually stem the rose insect in Chuck's place?   ::)

You're a real thinker there, Chrissi!   8)

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12005 on: May 20, 2013, 07:19:26 pm »


.....WHAT THE BUG LOOKED LIKE TO CHUCKY...





......WHAT THE BUG REALLY LOOKED LIKE......
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12006 on: May 21, 2013, 08:12:53 am »
Hiya BetterMost friends.





Oh, but doesn't the drawning have a sour face?  Of all the chores to do around the house, vacuuming tends to be pretty easy.  Not sure why he's looking all pissy.

Tonight is the last night of bowling, and my team is still in 5th place.  If we can defend ourselves tonight, we can finish the season in the top 5.  ;D

Watch for updates tomorrow in the "striking out" section.  ;D


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12007 on: May 21, 2013, 08:15:07 am »
You know, there are people especially trained to help people like you ....  (scroll down, then way down)

......trained to help bug-phobics ........



These merry young men from Sweden can help you, Chuck! They'll make you a glass with a stem from Stockholm to NJ ( :-X) and when another bug is mean to you, just call one of our Swedish Brokies and they'll catch it for you. ;) :laugh:


By the time the Swedish brokies get to me, I would have killed it myself!  LOL

Great idea (uhm....I think...), Chrissi.

So with that giant stem someone in Sweden could actually stem the rose insect in Chuck's place?   ::)

You're a real thinker there, Chrissi!   8)

You're no help, Sonja!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12008 on: May 21, 2013, 08:21:15 am »


......WHAT THE BUG REALLY LOOKED LIKE......

Actually, it looked more like this:



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12009 on: May 21, 2013, 02:16:46 pm »
Hiya BetterMost friends.





Oh, but doesn't the drawning have a sour face?  Of all the chores to do around the house, vacuuming tends to be pretty easy.  Not sure why he's looking all pissy.

Oh the sweet bliss of new ownership. I loathe vacuuming. I usually put it off until visitors are expected or the amount of fluff on the floor goads me into action. Thankfully unexpected visitors are very very rare.