Uh huh! If I get that close to it, that I can use a glass and post card, whats to stop it from ripping off my arm?
You know, there are people especially trained to help people like you ....
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......trained to help bug-phobics ........
These merry young men from Sweden can help you, Chuck! They'll make you a glass with a stem from Stockholm to NJ (
) and when another bug is mean to you, just call one of our Swedish Brokies and they'll catch it for you.