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Offline Sason

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12530 on: November 12, 2013, 03:46:10 pm »
I've read about the woman who's married to the Eiffel Tower.

A couple of years ago in the next town over from me, they caught a man who raped ladies' bikes.
The proof was they found his semen on the saddles.
His defense was, they're so sexy he couldn't resist.

I guess it takes all kinds....   ::) ::)
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12531 on: November 12, 2013, 05:37:45 pm »
We had a news item here a couple of days ago about a man who had sex with a life raft....... :o :o
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12532 on: November 12, 2013, 08:10:23 pm »
Quote from: Sason on November 12, 2013, 03:46:10 pm
A couple of years ago in the next town over from me, they caught a man who raped ladies' bikes.
The proof was they found his semen on the saddles.
His defense was, they're so sexy he couldn't resist.

I guess it takes all kinds....   ::) ::)

Quote from: Katie77 on November 12, 2013, 05:37:45 pm
We had a news item here a couple of days ago about a man who had sex with a life raft....... :o :o


lmao!  I hadn't heard about those two stories!   That's too funny!  Perhaps nature's way of thinning the herd?  :laugh:
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12533 on: November 13, 2013, 09:20:08 am »
Hello Bettermost friends!



Yup!  Another night of bowling has passed, and I'm in another tired Wednesday morning.   :laugh:

Babywatch 2013 is in full swing.....My niece Shana is due on 11/30, so the baby can come any time from 11/16 - 12/14.  Being that today is the 13th, we're nearing the first 2 week window.

;D

Her last check-up said the baby was at a healthy way, already in position, but she's not dialated yet.  she wants him out!  I told her to let him marinate as long as he needs to.

 :laugh:

I may be going out Friday with friends from the bowling league, it's kinda 'up in the air' at the moment.  Other than that, it's the usual here!

Happy Hump Day!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12534 on: November 14, 2013, 09:42:33 am »
Hello Bettermost friends!




Well, not alone from the Brokies!  I want to be left alone at work!  LMAO

I've been here just over 90 minutes and I've already had three people come to me looking for stuff, and about 20 emails that needed to be dealt with. 

Bleh!

How is everyone else doing?  Anyone got plans for the weekend?

I'm going out with some people from the bowling league on Friday, we're bowling, then dinner.  After that the rest of the weekend appears quiet.

For now.
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12535 on: November 14, 2013, 05:38:55 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Well you were obviously left alone long enough to do that wonderful montage of "I want to be alone".

(now that would take me all day to work out how to do)

Have a great weekend Chuck......xx
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12536 on: November 14, 2013, 07:50:51 pm »
Quote from: Katie77 on November 14, 2013, 05:38:55 pm
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Well you were obviously left alone long enough to do that wonderful montage of "I want to be alone".


I didn't make that, I found it on google.  LOL
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12537 on: November 15, 2013, 09:30:35 am »
Hello Bettermost friends!




Ahhhh, the happines of pay day!

And then the depression once the money is all doled out to where it needs to be, and it's not in your pocket!   :laugh:

TGIF Brokies!  How is everyone today?

I'm meeting with some of the bowlers tonight, and doing some dinner.  After that, the weekend is wide open.  :)

"Baby watch" is still going on, no moves from little Trenton Scott to leave my niece's womb, so he's keeping us wating for a while.  His official due date is Nov. 30th, but with the two week window on either side, tomorrow would be the first day he could be 'due'.   She wants him out.  I told her to let him maninate as long as he needs to.  LOL
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12538 on: November 15, 2013, 03:56:43 pm »
Enjoy your evening out!

I don't have plans for the weekend. Since we already had a quiet weekend last week, I'll dregde up something. Maybe a small daytrip with the younger kids and doggie.
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12539 on: November 15, 2013, 06:22:56 pm »
 Hi, Chuck!  Have fun on your night out.

Hi, all BetterMostians.   ;D   Nice to see you here.

I finally got over here to catch up since mid-September, after being gone a long time.
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