Ok....they have led off the news and promoted this story for two days now..
A man here locally has a long hair on his leg.
yes, I said leg hair. The man has a hair on his leg that is five inches long. He washes and puts conditioner on it. Went to the police station to have them witness the measuring....
a leg hair. ONE leg hair.
a few weeks ago they ran a story about someone seeing a cougar near downtown. Ran that one two days too...I thought then it was kinda a slow news day.
did the war end? the economy is perfect?
we lead the news with........leg hair.