Homage to Gilbert and Sullivan?   
                          I am the very model of the modern ballet dangerous .
                          I've got information, vegetable, animal and mineral.
                          I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical..
                          From Washington to Florida in order categorical.
                          I am not well acquainted with matters mathematical.
                          I dont understand equations, neither simple or quadratical,
                          No binomial theorem, but i'm teeming with a lot o' news
                          Mostly about things such as  Jimmy Chue shoes.
                          Not so good at  integral or differential calculus.
                          I know much about pas de deux an gibbous
                          In short in matters crinoline and flatulous
                          I am the very model of the modern ballet dangerous.
                                           Next..............................