Did you know that in England, a prostitute is often referred to as a "tart"?!!
Thank you for that affectionate birthday greeting my dear friend ... only you could get away with saying something like that!
Ooops! Well, you aren't charging anymore.
I know that.
P.S. You can spank me in person for that last remark when you get to America.
Happy Birthday, Sugarbritches!