Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[TOoP/Bruce]

Alma called Jack Twist Jack Nasty
She blamed him for making her marriage ghastly
And Ennis she did "out"
Making poor Jack pout
And the waters widened between them all vastly.

[CellarDweller]

Lureen's hair got blonder and higher

[Fran]

Lureen's hair got blonder and higher
As things at home grew more and more dire.

[Delmardeb]

Lureen's hair got blonder and higher
As things at home grew more and more dire
She had no idea what Jack was hiding
Or who the heck he was riding

[LauraGigs]

Lureen's hair got blonder and higher
As things at home grew more and more dire
She had no idea what Jack was hiding
Or who the heck he was riding
She just wanted him to satisfy 'er!

[Kerry]

There was once a young hooker named Jose

[ifyoucantfixit]

   

        There was once a young hooker named Jose
        Jack met, when south of the border he mosied
   

[Lumière]

There was once a young hooker named Jose
Jack met, when south of the border he mosied
They ended up in a dark alley,

[ifyoucantfixit]

There was once a young hooker named Jose
Jack met, when south of the border he mosied
They ended up in a dark alley,
He needed his heart to rally

[Delmardeb]

There was once a young hooker named Jose
Jack met, when south of the border he mosied
They ended up in a dark alley
He needed his heart to rally
But did he really want Jose, no way.