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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3249763 times)

Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6660 on: March 15, 2011, 09:34:10 am »
Dude tried to photograph Little Jake,
It was such a rude gesture to make!
Jake protested rightly,
clenched his fist tightly
which made the rude photographer shake!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6661 on: March 15, 2011, 11:59:39 am »
Dude tried to photograph Little Jake,
It was such a rude gesture to make!
Jake protested rightly,
clenched his fist tightly
And said, 'Get lost, or your nose I will break!'
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6662 on: March 15, 2011, 09:42:15 pm »
Jack placed his hands upon Ennis' waist
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6663 on: March 18, 2011, 12:09:19 pm »
Jack placed his hands upon Ennis' waist
"Hey, cowboy, you like to get chased?"
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6664 on: March 19, 2011, 12:25:26 am »
Jack placed his hands upon Ennis' waist
"Hey, cowboy, you like to get chased?"
"Then come over here,"
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6665 on: March 19, 2011, 10:08:06 am »
Jack placed his hands upon Ennis' waist
"Hey, cowboy, you like to get chased?"
"Then come over here,
Put your hands on my rear,"
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6666 on: March 19, 2011, 01:04:48 pm »
Jack placed his hands upon Ennis' waist
"Hey, cowboy, you like to get chased?"
"Then come over here,
Put your hands on my rear,"
And let's see how long you remain chaste!
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Offline SuperDistortion

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6667 on: March 19, 2011, 05:32:47 pm »
In Boston we watched a private screening  :)
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6668 on: March 19, 2011, 08:26:47 pm »
In Boston we watched a private screening 
With no putting on airs or preening,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6669 on: March 19, 2011, 08:39:13 pm »
In Boston we watched a private screening 
With no putting on airs or preening,
'Twas "Moonlight Mile",
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