Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Pipedream]

Fayette Newsome had perfect Texas hair
Which she always combed and coiffed with great care.
But one day she used too much hair spray,
T'was enough to make her L.D. bray,
"Open a window.  The stud duck needs air!"

  I love it!!

[LauraGigs]

Yeah, that's great you guys!   

[Lumière]

Time to start another .. 


He chewed his tobacco and scratched his bald head

[ifyoucantfixit]

          He chewed his tobacco and scratched his bald head
          The old mans demeanor filled Ennis with dread

[Pipedream]

He chewed his tobacco and scratched his bald head
The old mans demeanor filled Ennis with dread
He thought: Ya old bastard, if only ya knew!

[Lumière]

He chewed his tobacco and scratched his bald head
The old mans demeanor filled Ennis with dread
He thought: Ya old bastard, if only ya knew!
That I loved him like I loved only a few.

[Pipedream]

He chewed his tobacco and scratched his bald head
The old mans demeanor filled Ennis with dread
He thought: Ya old bastard, if only ya knew!
That I loved him like I loved only a few.
In fact, I loved only him. And he's dead.

 

[ifyoucantfixit]

     How about this for a start:

              Ennis killed Elk instead of a Sheep 

[Lumière]

Ennis killed Elk instead of a Sheep
They had tons of meat in a giant heap.



Okay, kinda dumb, I know..lol

[Pipedream]

Ennis killed Elk instead of a Sheep
They had tons of meat in a giant heap.
And after that day...

Okay, kinda dumb, I know..lol