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Offline Katie77

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3710 on: October 06, 2008, 09:54:43 pm »
Aquire saw them from afar
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3711 on: October 07, 2008, 10:17:37 am »

Aquire saw them from afar
his eyes crossed & his jaw went ajar
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3712 on: October 07, 2008, 01:11:14 pm »
Aquire saw them from afar
his eyes crossed & his jaw went ajar:
Them two on hands and knees,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3713 on: October 07, 2008, 02:08:16 pm »

Aquire saw them from afar
his eyes crossed & his jaw went ajar:
Them two on hands and knees,
doin' just what they please
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3714 on: October 07, 2008, 05:19:34 pm »
Aquire saw them from afar
his eyes crossed & his jaw went ajar:
Them two on hands and knees,
doin' just what they please
It was so good, it gave HIM a bar.
 
 
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3715 on: October 07, 2008, 05:53:25 pm »
Quote from: Katie77 on October 07, 2008, 05:19:34 pm
Aquire saw them from afar
his eyes crossed & his jaw went ajar:
Them two on hands and knees,
doin' just what they please
It was so good, it gave HIM a bar.

 :laugh:  Good one - especially the last line!

Okay, how about....

Bobby's teachers didn't like Jack
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3716 on: October 07, 2008, 06:12:29 pm »
Bobby's teachers didn't like Jack
Just wanted to get him on the right track
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3717 on: October 07, 2008, 06:26:52 pm »
Bobby's teachers didn't like Jack
Just wanted to get him on the right track
To a lifetime of success
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3718 on: October 07, 2008, 10:21:56 pm »
Bobby's teachers didn't like Jack
Just wanted to get him on the right track
To a lifetime of success
Without too much stress
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3719 on: October 08, 2008, 12:23:38 am »


 Bobby's teachers didn't like Jack
Just wanted to get him on the right track
To a lifetime of success
Without too much stress
Said: bribe your teacher with a snack.
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