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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3267010 times)

Offline mariez

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4500 on: August 21, 2009, 01:56:15 pm »
In the book, Ennis had his own truck,
But when it broke down, he was shit out of luck,
He knew he'd to find a way
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4501 on: August 21, 2009, 02:57:41 pm »
In the book, Ennis had his own truck,
But when it broke down, he was shit out of luck,
He knew he'd to find a way
Just as sure as he was gay
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4502 on: August 21, 2009, 08:03:12 pm »
In the book, Ennis had his own truck,
But when it broke down, he was shit out of luck,
He knew he'd to find a way
Just as sure as he was gay
to get to Jack so that they could fuck
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4503 on: August 21, 2009, 10:22:39 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on August 21, 2009, 08:03:12 pm
In the book, Ennis had his own truck,
But when it broke down, he was shit out of luck,
He knew he'd to find a way
Just as sure as he was gay
to get to Jack so that they could fuck

 :laugh:  You knew exactly where I was going with that first line!  How about:


Some problems in life are very complex
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4504 on: August 21, 2009, 10:44:12 pm »

Some problems in life are very complex
but not when it came to tent sex
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4505 on: August 22, 2009, 10:54:47 am »
Some problems in life are very complex
but not when it came to tent sex
A little spit,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4506 on: August 22, 2009, 11:33:55 am »
Some problems in life are very complex
but not when it came to tent sex
A little spit,
the night was a hit
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4507 on: August 22, 2009, 01:25:36 pm »
Some problems in life are very complex
but not when it came to tent sex
A little spit,
the night was a hit
Their pleasure did reach an apex
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4508 on: August 23, 2009, 11:59:33 am »
Top or bottom, gentle or rough, fast or slow,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4509 on: August 23, 2009, 01:32:02 pm »

Top or bottom, gentle or rough, fast or slow,
Ennis liked the direction that Jack did go
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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