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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3277718 times)

Offline gwyllion

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4680 on: September 08, 2009, 04:17:08 pm »
That goddamn pup tent smells like cat piss or worse,
Does Fluffy have no litterbox, or outside source?
Even an empty can of beans would do,
When a cat must pee or poo,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4681 on: September 08, 2009, 04:20:09 pm »
That goddamn pup tent smells like cat piss or worse,
Does Fluffy have no litterbox, or outside source?
Even an empty can of beans would do,
When a cat must pee or poo,
but still, I guess cat piss is better than piss of a horse
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4682 on: September 08, 2009, 04:29:36 pm »
Quote from: Sason on September 08, 2009, 04:20:09 pm

but still, I guess cat piss is better than piss of a horse
words to live by.....



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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4683 on: September 08, 2009, 04:42:22 pm »
LOL!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4684 on: September 09, 2009, 01:41:04 pm »
Jack and Ennis both grew up with hard lives
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4685 on: September 09, 2009, 02:11:00 pm »
Jack and Ennis both grew up with hard lives
None of them was happy with their wives
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4686 on: September 09, 2009, 02:21:17 pm »
Jack and Ennis both grew up with hard lives
None of them was happy with their wives
meet on the mountain to fuck
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4687 on: September 09, 2009, 02:24:44 pm »
Jack and Ennis both grew up with hard lives
None of them was happy with their wives
meet on the mountain to fuck
but ran out of luck
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4688 on: September 09, 2009, 02:36:44 pm »

Jack and Ennis both grew up with hard lives
None of them was happy with their wives
meet on the mountain to fuck
but ran out of luck
and away from Jack, Ennis did drive.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4689 on: September 09, 2009, 03:14:09 pm »
That horse got a low startle point!
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