Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3276947 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5640 on: January 26, 2010, 11:37:54 pm »
 :P  Paul, that was awful!

What would've happened had she seen it hanging on the door?
Would she have thrown it into a donation box to give to the poor?
A companion where none had been expected...

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5641 on: January 27, 2010, 08:10:29 am »
I wonder if Junior is happy with Curt
Her Daddy was worried that she would be hurt
But she told him that Curt loves her
He wouldn't be one that shoves her,
And Junior left her sweater there on purpose just so she could come back one day and see Jack's shirt.

 :laugh:  That needs to go in the Hall of Fame!



What would've happened had she seen it hanging on the door?
Would she have thrown it into a donation box to give to the poor?
Or maybe she had a feeling
The measure of a country's greatness is its ability to retain compassion in times of crisis         ~~~~~~~~~Thurgood Marshall

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.    ~~~~~~~~~ Mark Twain

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5642 on: January 27, 2010, 09:20:08 am »
:P  Paul, that was awful!

Hey, I'll admit my meter is a little  off, but at least it rhymes.



What would've happened had she seen it hanging on the door?
Would she have thrown it into a donation box to give to the poor?
Or maybe she had a feeling
Which sent her head a-reeling,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5643 on: January 27, 2010, 11:15:45 am »


What would've happened had she seen it hanging on the door?
Would she have thrown it into a donation box to give to the poor?
Or maybe she had a feeling
Which sent her head a-reeling,
That the two shirts in one meant much more.

NEXT:
Alma is worried about Ennis
"chewing gum and duct tape"

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5644 on: January 27, 2010, 01:33:14 pm »
Alma is worried about Ennis
Would a new wife lessen his distress?
The measure of a country's greatness is its ability to retain compassion in times of crisis         ~~~~~~~~~Thurgood Marshall

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.    ~~~~~~~~~ Mark Twain

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5645 on: January 27, 2010, 02:01:04 pm »
Alma is worried about Ennis
Would a new wife lessen his distress?
Nobody but Jack
"Laß sein. Laß sein."

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5646 on: January 27, 2010, 04:13:41 pm »
Alma is worried about Ennis
Would a new wife lessen his distress?
Nobody but Jack
Could pick up the slack
The measure of a country's greatness is its ability to retain compassion in times of crisis         ~~~~~~~~~Thurgood Marshall

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.    ~~~~~~~~~ Mark Twain

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5647 on: January 27, 2010, 05:11:25 pm »
Alma is worried about Ennis
Would a new wife lessen his distress?
Nobody but Jack
Could pick up the slack
Still, Ennis wasn't able to confess.
"Laß sein. Laß sein."

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5648 on: January 27, 2010, 05:47:57 pm »
Ennis had a habit of peeing in the sink         ( :P)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5649 on: January 27, 2010, 06:12:53 pm »
Ennis had a habit of peeing in the sink         (  :P)
and if he did it outside I am sure it would shrink ( :o)