Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[gwyllion]

Hey, we made the front page!   

The sheep bleated lonely all through the night,

[zephaniah]

  When Ennis stepped into the tent,
  He was unsure of his own intent,
  But Jack saved the day

[Sason]

  When Ennis stepped into the tent,
  He was unsure of his own intent,
  But Jack saved the day
  In the most lovingly way

[Sason]

The sheep bleated lonely all through the night,
Because the herder on call was not in sight

[southendmd]

When Ennis stepped into the tent,
He was unsure of his own intent,
But Jack saved the day,
In the most lovingly way,
And showed Ennis a love heaven-sent.

[southendmd]

The sheep bleated lonely all through the night,
Because the herder on call was not in sight,
The coyotes were prowling,

[Sason]

The sheep bleated lonely all through the night,
Because the herder on call was not in sight,
The coyotes were prowling
The warewolves were howling

[zephaniah]

The sheep bleated lonely all through the night,
Because the herder on call was not in sight,
The coyotes were prowling
The warewolves were howling
but Ennis and Jack were intense and up tight...

[southendmd]

The sheep bleated lonely all through the night,
Because the herder on call was not in sight,
The coyotes were prowling
The warewolves were howling
but Ennis and Jack were intense and up tight...

there were werewolves on Brokeback? 

were they "intense and up tight" or "in tents and uptight"? 

[southendmd]

There once was a rodeo queen,