How to Speak Brokeback for Dummies (starting over...)

[Sheyne]

What... o what is that I can see between dear Jakey's legs?!?!?!?!? 

*whimpers*

*dies*

[Sheyne]

Back to Brokeback For Dummies...

Speeding across country in one's vehicle is never permitted, legal or advisable.  If, however, you are one cowboy racing to meet another to consumate a passionate affair and have not seen each other in four years, chances are fans of your story will find this gesture sweet, endearing and very very sexy.

[Ellemeno]

Why would we be offended by a Led Zeppelin poster?  Nice dimples.

[vkm91941]

What... o what is that I can see between dear Jakey's legs?!?!?!?!? 

*whimpers*

*dies*

ahhh Sheyne you noticed that too hunh 

[Nicole]

LOL Clarissa!  You just never know what some people will  find offensive and I didn't want to be the source of anxiety.  Although it's hard to imagine "Led Zepplin" causing anyone anxiety!

I agree - those are about the best dimples I've ever seen.

[Sheyne]

What... o what is that I can see between dear Jakey's legs?!?!?!?!? 

*whimpers*

*dies*

ahhh Sheyne you noticed that too hunh 

you bet...  ohhhh....

*licks lips and imports image to Photoshop for enhancing*

 

[DeeDee]

LOL - if only!  I found this pic as an avatar, so it's as big as it gets.  Somewhere there must be screencaps of Jarhead - if I find it I'll be sure to send it your way!

Okay Kirk - hopefully this works (if anyone is offended by this and wants me to remove it, let me know!):

I would have been offended if you didn't show it.

[Lumière]

More Brokie for Dummies:

- "Sweet life" = cow and calf operation with a hunky, strong-silent-type, incredibly sexy cowboy lover.
- "Slop-bucket mouths" = filthy language usually from equally filthy ol' biker types 
- "Sonofabitch" = you incredibly hot, smokin'  bastard, you. 
- "Getting married in November" = Running away from the truth, you need more time to think on these wedding plans 
-"A g!ddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation" = well, just that really. 
[Okay, I stand corrected:
"A g!ddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation" = irritability resulting from highly infrequent hi-altitude fu!ks...   ]

[DeeDee]

ROTF...too funny..

[starboardlight]

LOL - if only!  I found this pic as an avatar, so it's as big as it gets.  Somewhere there must be screencaps of Jarhead - if I find it I'll be sure to send it your way!

Okay Kirk - hopefully this works (if anyone is offended by this and wants me to remove it, let me know!):

that's from Jarhead? I haven't seen the film.