In the BROKEBACK SF ADVENTURE thread, Meryl asked whether there would be an award for “Scrawniest Ass” at the next Brokie gathering.That inspired me to come up with a few suggestions:“Ennis Del Mar nostril-flaring”“Jack Twist lip-licking”3- and 10-meter sheep carry; 25-meter sheep dragFood-flinging mule chaseFewest drops of whiskey spilled during rodeo danceTime travel--knocking an ignoramus into: tomorrow (bronze), three days from now (silver), next week (gold)Turkey carving--electric vs. manual. Points given for posture, artistry, speed.Any others...?
Ha ha ha. great thread.